Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any la...st words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Tennessee and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

Jolly1 ,
I live in Los Angeles, right in the middle of what I call little Tijuana. I am well aware of our problem which is costing Citizens jobs. Several million Illegals in the workforce, most often as day labor or under the table employees. The Immigration system is fine, Border enforcement is poor at best. One cannot put blame on the Illegal aliens, They are just trying to improve their sort in life. I can however blame the Administrations, both local and national for not enforcing the law. Enforcement of Employment law would help, those unable to find gainful work would have to return to their own country to survive. I for one am damn tired of Political correctness ruling the country, an illegal is an illegal not an undocumented worker. I am tired of politicians such as Antonio Viaragossa, our Mayor, trying to make the city a Sanctuary City. Our elected Administrative officials are supposed to enforce the Law, not rewrite it. If you want to heal the economy then simply send the illegals home , there are more working illegals than there are unemployed.
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