It's a dog's life
Sep 6, 2013 11:14:19 #
My dog's secret...
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Doctor once a year for his check-up and again during the year
if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he
needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
He makes no contribution to the running or maintenance of the house.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out, work hard and earn a
living every day.
I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a brick in
the head...
I think my dog might be an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Doctor once a year for his check-up and again during the year
if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he
needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
He makes no contribution to the running or maintenance of the house.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out, work hard and earn a
living every day.
I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a brick in
the head...
I think my dog might be an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!
Sep 6, 2013 11:27:25 #
jcs
Loc: USA
[quote= papajacknow20]
I think my dog might be an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT !
[quote]
How dare you insult your dog like that
( and EVERY other dog in the Country)
I think my dog might be an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT !
[quote]
How dare you insult your dog like that
( and EVERY other dog in the Country)
Sep 6, 2013 11:32:35 #
We do the same thing for our children so how come they don't turn out as good and obedient as our dogs?
Sep 6, 2013 11:43:07 #
eye2eye wrote:
We do the same thing for our children so how come they don't turn out as good and obedient as our dogs?
I'll second that.
Sep 6, 2013 11:44:48 #
Sep 6, 2013 15:49:15 #
Sep 7, 2013 07:31:21 #
papajacknow20 wrote:
My dog's secret... br br My dog sleeps about 20 h... (show quote)
No it sounds like my Granddaughter-In-Law living with us. Fits her to a T and she is not an Illegal Immigrant, just a Free Loader. :lol:
Sep 7, 2013 07:47:03 #
But you gotta remember that dogs have the most difficult job in the world :
They must provide UNCONDITIONAL LOVE no matter who it is.
They must provide UNCONDITIONAL LOVE no matter who it is.
Sep 7, 2013 11:13:37 #
papajacknow20 wrote:
My dog's secret... br br My dog sleeps about 20 h... (show quote)
For a moment I thought you were talking about Congress. :thumbup:
Sep 7, 2013 11:27:02 #
Sep 7, 2013 12:44:10 #
papajacknow20 wrote:
My dog's secret... br br My dog sleeps about 20 h... (show quote)
Don't forget to add that he's had his balls cut off.
Sep 7, 2013 13:32:10 #
No offense intended here, but who do you think is to blame for allowing her to live with you and get by with what she does!!!!!
RetiredPhotog wrote:
No it sounds like my Granddaughter-In-Law living with us. Fits her to a T and she is not an Illegal Immigrant, just a Free Loader. :lol:
Sep 7, 2013 14:05:22 #
There are probably more human illegal aliens in this country than dogs!
Sep 7, 2013 16:00:38 #
DickC wrote:
There are probably more human illegal aliens in this country than dogs!
I would rather have the dogs. Then more Americans would have a job. And yes, I've had the jobs that supposedly Americans will not do. And would do again if necessary. :thumbup:
Sep 7, 2013 17:19:10 #
eye2eye wrote:
We do the same thing for our children so how come they don't turn out as good and obedient as our dogs?
We don't castrate our children!
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