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Sep 7, 2013 19:06:21   #
STVest Loc: LA - that's Lower Alabama
 
My kids, adults (chronologically, anyway), are still trying to figure out how to grow two more legs in hopes that they will be treated as well as the dogs are.

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Sep 7, 2013 19:30:47   #
Bruce with a Canon Loc: Islip
 
eye2eye wrote:
We do the same thing for our children so how come they don't turn out as good and obedient as our dogs?


interesting thought string!

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Sep 7, 2013 23:22:42   #
jenny Loc: in hiding:)
 
Maybe we should consider it,then we won't wind up having to bring up their children :)

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Sep 8, 2013 00:34:50   #
heyrob Loc: Western Washington
 
papajacknow20 wrote:
My dog's secret...

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Doctor once a year for his check-up and again during the year
if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he
needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
He makes no contribution to the running or maintenance of the house.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out, work hard and earn a
living every day.
I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a brick in
the head...


I think my dog might be an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!
My dog's secret... br br My dog sleeps about 20 h... (show quote)


Dang, and I was beginning to think he was a Democrat!

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Sep 8, 2013 22:27:28   #
pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"
 
rocar7 wrote:
We don't castrate our children!


Uhhhh! Judging by what I've seen lately maybe we should. Damn! Somebody should have got to Billy Ray Cyrus years ago. :shock:

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Sep 11, 2013 17:13:28   #
gnzlzspd Loc: Wildomar, CA
 
Why were 11 million emigrants allowed to come to this country?
Could it be that they are hard workers? Your dog might be living under B.H.O.'s benefits.

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