For those who prefer the deep theological discussions......

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.
But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since....

When you don’t have Photoshop.

I'll bet you always wondered why Navy planes had tail hooks.

I have a hard time remembering things too. My hard drive (brain) is just about used up at my advanced age (80). I wish I could plug in an auxiliary hard drive so I can store more useless facts in my head.

These football injuries are getting out of hand.

You know you’re a redneck when…

I remember this......

This is how skinny girls can make their profile 'POP".

Useful for women wearing Mini-Skirts and men wearing kilts.

Times are hard.

Naturally what you do if you live in apartment 314

That’s a bit of a personal question IKEA

Sign outside a pest control shop.

I don’t go to a lot of movies and recommend one even less often but last evening, I saw a film that I would recommend to every student of history. It's called "They Will Never Grow Old." The producer/director used hundreds of hours of 100-year-old B&W film from the archives of the British Imperial War Museum that was taken by combat cameramen in WW I, remastered it in color and added sound, using British actors to lip-synch the soldiers words after lip readers first determined what the soldiers were saying. He used combat veterans from the appropriate parts of Britain so their dialect would match the soldiers regiment.

The film really gives the viewer a very realistic view of the soldiers, as we see them transition from carefree young trainees thru training and into their first combat. The film was narrated with voice-overs from combat veterans speaking from their own memories.

At the end of the film and a long credit crawl, the producer gives a 30-minute presentation of how this wonder was created, a project that took four years in UK and NZ. It's worth staying for. The film is also shown in 3D. A word of warning. The film is EXTREMELY GRAPHIC in places showing the horror of war as it really is but I highly recommend it. It’s playing in limited engagements but it’s worth finding, even if it’s a bit of a drive.

Here's the link to the trailer https://www.facebook.com/ForcesTV/videos/238726423474387/

CVS in a Boston accent.