Posts for: RiJoRi
May 2, 2024 10:24:36 #
The flash sure didn't use AG-1s! 🤣
(I shall avoid jokes about the ostrich being on a "light" diet!)
(I shall avoid jokes about the ostrich being on a "light" diet!)
May 2, 2024 10:17:47 #
What about sunlight? My phone is nearly useless outdoors because of the glare and reflection of everything which is behind me. 😟
My cameras with optical viewfinders, however, do not have this problem.
My cameras with optical viewfinders, however, do not have this problem.
Apr 28, 2024 22:32:27 #
Apr 25, 2024 23:31:00 #
Reminds me of a Muppets scene. Bert and Ernie are in a boat, fishing. Bert's got the fancy gear, and hasn't caught anything. Ernie leans over the boat, and calls out, "Here, fishie, fishie, fishie!", much to Bert's disgust. Ernie calls again, and suddenly dozens of fish are jumping into the boat!
It ain't the violin, it's the violinist!
It ain't the violin, it's the violinist!
Apr 23, 2024 17:49:58 #
"Biodegradable Dental Floss"? You mean like cotton thread?
Apr 23, 2024 17:37:35 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Now that's funny! It's always good to apologize. As a matter of fact, how about a shirt with "I'm Sorry" printed on the front, just in case? 
Gah! 🤮 I knew someone who seemed to be always apologizing! "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" (Me: "Ya soitinly are!") I think he'd even apologize for apologizing!
Apr 22, 2024 08:23:45 #
Now y'all got me thinkin'. (Dangerous, I know!)
Are dictionaries copyrighted? 😲
Are dictionaries copyrighted? 😲
Apr 22, 2024 08:15:21 #
Oooh! A two-tone Cat-illac!
You should empty the kitty and buy it!
You should empty the kitty and buy it!
Apr 21, 2024 14:55:06 #
Longshadow wrote:
Exactly!
Did any company ever charge for "download"?????
Did any company ever charge for "download"?????
My phone company did! And the proof was my phone bill the month after I got my 300-baud modem! 😳
Apr 20, 2024 10:15:50 #
Seems reasonable that if you are providing a service to people, that they should be able to understand you!
Apr 18, 2024 14:29:50 #
Earnest Botello wrote:
... The first pizza I tasted was in Iowa 1963, the crust tasted like cardboard and about as thin.
Dat's becuz it wuzn't a Noo Yawk pizza! (Where even the cardboard pizza boxes taste good! 🤣)
Apr 18, 2024 04:06:14 #
Gee! I finally found one myself! And from my own church!
*Choir Practice for 11 AM Worship:
Sunday, April 21, 4 PM
😲
A little too late, don'cha think?
*Choir Practice for 11 AM Worship:
Sunday, April 21, 4 PM
😲
A little too late, don'cha think?
Apr 17, 2024 18:16:05 #
Earnest Botello wrote:
To many to list, I miss everything from the 50s, up to the early 60s, then everything started going downhill.
Yeah. There was a kind of innocence then. First Mercury, then Gemini, the Moon, and the stars! We Can Do It!
I also miss Lemon Merengue Pie where the merengue was no deeper than the lemon! 😋 And the taste of pizza. Maybe my taste buds are old and tired, but those 25¢ slices were great. And Grandma's Christmas stollen. (Hah! No wonder I was overweight as a kid!)
Finally, I miss songs where (a) the words were comprehensible and (b) the instruments didn't drown them out.
Apr 16, 2024 14:29:23 #
Ya gotta ask y'self: 'Do I really need this?' Not 'Do I want this', but 'Do I need it'. And, 'Is there a work-around?'
Apr 13, 2024 18:31:21 #
That's no' a watch! It's a weight you wear on your wrist to help build muscle! 🤪