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> The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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> Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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> The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water. ' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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> Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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> Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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> Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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> For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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> Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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> Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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> A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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> At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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> Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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> Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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> The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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> Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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> The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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> This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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> The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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> The Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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> The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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> Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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> And this one just about sums them all up. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

Indi Loc: L. I., NY, Palm Beach Cty when it's cold.

I’ve seen these before but they’re still hilarious.
Thanks.

cahale Loc: San Angelo, TX

And who said religion isn't entertaining? These compete successfully with some of the beliefs for humor.

NMGal Loc: NE NM

LOL!

Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York

A lovely opportunity to have a good laugh and a hearty cup of coffee!

Fredrick Loc: Former NYC, now San Francisco Bay Area

SueScott Loc: Hammondsville, Ohio

Thanks! Husband and I were howling!!

SueScott Loc: Hammondsville, Ohio

Sure hope you didn't spew any of that hearty cup of coffee - I was grateful not to be drinking any while reading this!!

KillroyII Loc: Middle Georgia

I often frown, or grimace, at things from CA… but I smiled and laughed at these FrumCA. Thanks for the share.

whatdat Loc: Del Valle, Tx.

Looks like there was not a lot of proofreading going on. :-)

Dennis833 Loc: Australia

Very funny, thanks.

lnl Loc: SWFL

Thanks for sharing. I can laugh over and over again at these and enjoy.