Talking about snow, etc., reminds me of the man working his field when a stranger approaches and says, "Sir, i'm a surveyer and just finished work in this area. It turns out that you are no longer in Minnesota, you are now in Nebraska."
"Thank God! I won't have to put up with another of those miserable cold winters in Minnesota!"
Blond walks up to a counter and says, "I would like a hamburger and some French fries."
Lady behind the counter says, "Ma'am, this is a library."
Blond whispers, "Oh, I'm sorry. I would like a hamburger and some French fries."
Young farmer was leading a cow down the road when a neighbor wife said, "Where are you taking that cow?"
He says, "I'm taking her to be serviced."
"Can't your father do that?"
"Nope. He ain't registered"
I told the tattoo artist to put "Born to lose" on my arm.
He couldn't spell worth a darn. He put "Born too loose"
I have cured peoples hiccups with this procedure;
You must tell the person, I can cure your hiccups!
Then ask for the persons right hand, then with your right hand very gently place your fingernail from the little finger of your right hand under the fingernail of their little finger. Surprisingly, most of the time their hiccups stop.
Power of suggestion, I guess. Who knows? Try it!
I learned this from an American Indian but he wasn't old, just a young one.
Man walks into a bar, asks the bartender, "What do you do for hiccups?"
Bartender picks up a wet bar rag and whaps the man a couple of times and says, "See, your hiccups are gone."
Man say, "No, Dummy, its my wife out in the car!"
Here in Denver the other day it was so cold... I put a bucket of boiling water outside and it froze so fast that the ice was still warm!
Reticulation? That went out long time ago. Newer films don't reticulate.
Nik 72 - Thanks for your information.
Okay, so now I have a CPL filter but I need to know what is the difference in the use a Poloroid filter against the use of a CPL filter, besides that the CPL filter consists of two filters in one. Also, what are the advantages of the CPL filter? I know about Poloroid filters. Please help. Thanks.
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One of Murphy's Laws says that if you leave something alone long enough it will repair itself. If you try again later and it still doesn't work, you didn't leave it alone long enough.