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Two blondes walked into a bar. You'd think one would have noticed it.
You can always tell a blond cop; but you can't tell'em much.
Two blond women were having a conversation. One of
them was very pregnant, the other asked, "are you sure it's
yours"
Thanks for all your responses and the additional blonde jokes!!
davidrb
Loc: Half way there on the 45th Parallel
Rathyatra wrote:
Thanks for all your responses and the additional blonde jokes!!
How could there ever be an "addition blonde joke"? :lol: :lol: :lol:
A blond went to WalMart and bought a picture puzzle. She took it home ant put it all together, correctly. It took her almost six months to do it and she was really proud of herself because on the side of the box it said" 3 to 5 years.
How do you define forever?
Four blondes at a four way stop.
DickC
Loc: NE Washington state
A good one!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
A blonde was driving home when a snowstorm came on. She saw a plow truck and fell in behind it. After about an hour of following the truck, it stopped, the driver got out and came to her door. "Maam, what are you doing?" the driver asked. The blonde told him, "My daddy always told me if I'm driving and it starts to snow, get behind a plowtruck and I'll be okay." "Well,ok." the driver told her, "But this parking lot is done and I'm crossing the street to do that one over there."
Blonde walks into a bank and borrows $5,000 for a trip to
Europe. Upon being told that she would need collateral she said she could use the Rolls outside, valued at $80,000. The bank upon confirming it was hers' quickly loaned the money. She returned two weeks later and paid off the loan with $12.00 interest. Banker confirmed with her that they had checked and she was worth a great deal of money and was wondering why she would take out a loan. Upon which she asked, where else in NY city could she had parked her RR safely for $12.00. Smiled and left.
My daughter was a natural blonde, don't foul with her, you may regret it.
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