Try "Luminous Lint". They have just about every type of old photos you can think of.
Or just go to "Bing" Images Type in what you are looking for.
Good luck
Manny

Reflection from front of lens to tilter, then back to sensor. If you had shot this head-on, there would have been only one sun. The sun was off to one side.

At the counter where I worked, I asked the young lady for her first name. She replied with something that, to me, sounded like "Do-an". I said, "D O A N"? "No, Do-an, Do-an." I pointed at her and asked, "New York?" She said, "Yeh." I said, "Dawn?" "Yes."

Notice the flicker and slight change in the background. Maybe some images removed from the taping(?). Just saying.

I thought the punch line was "Fluct again".

Nikola Tesla determined that 120 volts, 60 cycle, alternating current to be the least dangerous. He was a genius.

Finland says no pics of Donald Duck 'cause he has no pants!

True? See Snopes.

turp77 is correct. Called and Autograph camera, took special Autograph film for the metadata but could use regular film.

Speaking of wooden leg: Did you know that anywhere in the U>S. you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?



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Of course! You can't take a picture with wooden leg, you have touse C A M E R A !!!!

Oops! That ain't no lady, it's a Scotsman in his kilt!
You know they don't wear panties, they don't wear nuthin' under.

Ass Holes and elbows comes from the Army when we had to pick up cigarette butts, etc. (Policing up the area.) Sarge says, "All I want to see is assholes and elbows".

Thanks, "rnalrz", I appreciate that.
Manny Jay

I've always wondered, nobody told me what it meant and I never asked. Well, live and learn, eventually.

We've all heard the expression “He don't know is ass from a hole in the ground.”
Well, the other day, after 88 years I was just thinkin', and it suddenly dawned on me: Ass – burro Hole in the ground – burrow, Yippee, now I know!
I guess I'm the who didn't know his....., eh?

OK youse guys, this one is as old as the hills. Figure it out!

Three men on a business trip decided to share a hotel room. They found a crappy hotel for $30.00 per room. They each pitched in $10.00 and paid the manager and went on up to their room.

The manager realized there was no hot water in that room and the price should have been $25.00, so he called the helper and told him to return $5.00 dollars to the men. The helper thought about it and figured it would be hard to divide the five three ways, so he put two dollars in his pocket and returned one dollar to each man. Thus, the men each paid $9.00 for the room.

Three times nine is 27, plus the two dollars the helper has in his pocket, equals 29!

Where is the other dollar?

Every picture I take of Today, by some mysterious process becomes a picture of Yesterday.