Irish fire insurance.
Feb 16, 2016 16:15:01 #
Irish Fire Insurance..
A man and his wife moved back home to Cork, from London.
The wife had a wooden leg, -- and to insure it in Britain was £2000.00 a year!
When they arrived in Cork, they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, '39.00.'
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Ireland to insure, because it cost him £2000.00 in England!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is 39.00.
I always did find the Irish Logic far superior to most others.
A man and his wife moved back home to Cork, from London.
The wife had a wooden leg, -- and to insure it in Britain was £2000.00 a year!
When they arrived in Cork, they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, '39.00.'
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Ireland to insure, because it cost him £2000.00 in England!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is 39.00.
I always did find the Irish Logic far superior to most others.
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Feb 17, 2016 11:30:48 #
Manny Jay
Loc: Colorado
Speaking of wooden leg: Did you know that anywhere in the U>S. you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
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Of course! You can't take a picture with wooden leg, you have touse C A M E R A !!!!
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Of course! You can't take a picture with wooden leg, you have touse C A M E R A !!!!
Feb 17, 2016 13:12:51 #
Manny Jay wrote:
Speaking of wooden leg: Did you know that anywhere in the U>S. you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
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Boo!
Of course! You can't take a picture with wooden leg, you have touse C A M E R A !!!!
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Boo!
Of course! You can't take a picture with wooden leg, you have touse C A M E R A !!!!
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Feb 17, 2016 17:17:40 #
Another good one from Down Under. Do you folks have joke mines down there as well as opal mines? :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: ;-)
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