Reminds me of another one

A Marine Drill Sgts daughter was waiting on her date when the doorbell rang, her father told her he would get the door.

He opened the door and greeted the young man. The young man held out his hand and the father grabbed him around the waist and pulled him close, gave him a full on lips kiss and squeezed his butt. He then whispered into the young mans ear " Remember don't do anything with my daughter that you wouldn't want me to do with you. " He let him into the house. As they left for their date the dad just said "Have a good time tonight don't be too late."

Excellent

My daughter had my ring tone on her phone set to Rodney Atkins -Cleaning this gun

I like #1 too.

Somehow I was expecting yellow snow

Sorry couldn't resist.

Almost looks post apocalyptic.

Nice shot

I've gotta agree with Zeek, I rarely read each page but I did on this post. Best entertainment and humor I have seen in a while.

Thanks for sharing your orally challenged gator mollymolly. He brings the ugly factor.

And here this yank thought the lifter misinterpreted anabolic for "and a ball lick"

Silly me

Like door and window locks - they are there to keep the honest people honest. They surely don't keep out the bad people.

:thumbup:

I would have to agree, unless you just want to practice.

Ditto

Attach the original again, and check store original. Then ppl can download and work with it.

After a google search I am thinking our elected public officials are nothing more than politicians, sadly we are to blame since they obviously pulled the wool over our eyes with the promise of chocolate milk out of every drinking fountain.


pol·i·ti·cian
/ˌpäləˈtiSHən/
Noun
A person who is professionally involved in politics.
A person who acts in a manipulative and devious way, typically to gain advancement.



serv·ant
/ˈsərvənt/
Noun
A person who performs duties for others, esp. a person employed in a house on domestic duties or as a personal attendant.
A person employed in the service of a government.



public servant
n.
A person who holds a government position by election or appointment.

Welcome Shelley, you stumbled onto the right site. Awesome folks here.

Not sure how I quoted the wrong post, I had my glasses on even.

JoboX - Awesome Shots!!!

Awesome shots!!!

I had to put my glasses on to find the date let alone see it.

Thanks for sharing