I never objected to kissing my mother in law as long as it was GOODBY.
Sweet Willie
I hade an old German toolmaker tell me once in his heavy accent,"Two kinds of people will take the back off their watch............................A--holes and watchmakers.
I WISH I HAD BOUGHT A BETTER PARACHUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweet Willie
Why is it I will remember worthless drivel like this and forget to pull up my fly?
Sweet Willie
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Sweet Willie
What is he doing?
Sweet Willie
If ya'll come to Texas don't speed and buckle up.
Sweet Willie Boerne, TX
What do you mean by grade 6 steel? Looks like low carbon bar stock
Sweet Willie
You buy an entry level DSLR. Then you buy better glass. Then you buy a better
body to go with better glass. Then you buy a better flash to go with your better
camera. Then you buy..........................................................
Sweet Willie
Idiot proofing tends to breed smarter idiots.
Sweet Willie
I bet it shoots the s---! (You know, that fecal stuff) It is also small caliber while
being a big bore. I could really wax poetic here but want to save my energy for
football this PM.
Sweet Willie
Back in the day when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Sweet Willie
Can a pro claim his equipment expenses on his income taxes as I used to do with tools. I am a retired machinist. A knife and fork are the only tools I use now. :) Sweet Willie
This is what happens when old machinist go unsupervised.
Sweet Willie (retired old machinist)
With the stinking performance of our elected leaders, some flatulence would
be welcome. Sweet Willie