A man's testicles. Get it now?

How much for 1 Vello or the Sony remotes? Can't use others with my A77 without adapters.

We all are getting younger and all make simple mistakes. You're a big person to admit your mistake.

I like scrotum better.

#2 is a fishing farm. It utilizes cages and nets. The photos are well done, especially while moving in a tour bus. I hope you're enjoying your trip.

These are some photos I took today, but I am unsure if they are print or sale worthy. Please let me know if you think I should print them or not. I am very hard on myself, and have other people tell me I am good. I tend to be more judgmental of my photos, so think that they are not good enough to do much with. I know that if I want great photos of wildlife, that I need a better lens than my Sigma 18-250mm. That will happen later, but it may be a Minolta lens for my Sony A77v.

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This is how the photo came out. I know that I have to improve my technical skills, but I have until Thanksgiving to get the extra gear that has been suggested in this post. Step Ladder, External off camera flashes, and diffusors for the flashes. Any other suggestions? I cannot have the table moved, so the fuse line on the wall by the window has to stay. I try to get the picture right in camera, because I DO NOT understand post-processing.

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https://www.uglyhedgehog.com/t-171594-1.html. This shows what I'm working with.

I don't have access to a stool, so I have to take the photo from the same height as the volunteers. I only get 2 tries to get the photo.

It's indoors. No real control over lighting (Natural from skylights, Florescent bulbs for other light). About 10' in front of group and table, with about 5' behind group to white wall. Have no extra equipment for lighting or positioning. Have to take photo with limited time, and only get 2 tries to get it correct.

I have a photo opportunity tomorrow, where I'm to photograph the volunteers of the Christmas Dinner. I already know how I plan on posing the people, but am unsure of which lens to use. I have the following equipment.
Sony A77v
Minolta 28-70mm 3.5-4.5
Sigma 18-250mm 3.5-6.3
Sony 35mm 2.8
I plan on having the table straight and in front of them. They are lined in two rows. Tall in back, short in front. If any are wearing white aprons, have them stand towards the middle of the people, to hide the aprons. This should get rid of the power line coming down the wall, as seen in the Thanksgiving party I posted a few years ago. I know this is short notice, but any advice is welcome.
Everyone have a safe and happy Christmas.

Here's my try, but I don't know if it's too busy. Came straight from camera.

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Blue one appeals to me, but it seems too much is going on. What did the original look like?

Just wanted to know how to improve this photo. I know it's not that sharp, so I know that will affect the quality. I don't have LR or PS. I'm told to try to increase use of post-processing, since I try to just let the images be viewed as they come out of the camera. Please be kind.

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3 sec was what showed about 80 to 90% in the histogram, and that is what most YouTube videos said to do.