Oh we have those here as well. But we call them "Politicians".

I take the dog out to pee in the back yard.
And he waits for me to finish so we can both go back inside.

When potty training a Grandson, I taught him to go pee in the yard to prevent accidents.
One day he was playing in the front yard while his mom was talking to a neighbor.
You guessed it, he pulled his pants down and pee'd across the yard. and he was only seventeen when that happened.
and he was only seventeen when that happened.
She was mortified.
I was proud of him when I heard of it. ;)

A Man's gotta do what a Man's gotta do. :lol: