Splendid work Agent Cohen, your mission is terminated.
You are requested to return to London, without fuss, and at the first opportunity.
My office, Monday, we have some most urgent work for you here.
Mother.
wilpharm wrote:
who is "we"....?/ How is your new mayor working out for you???
Our Mayor is preferable to his predecessor, he has had to make some cuts as ordered by a government over which he has control. He was v**ed in democratically and we support him.
Frank T wrote:
Not quite. The world respected Obama and has nothing but loathing for the Orange Buffoon. The United States has lost its standing as a leader and a defender of democracy. The only one that may like him is Putin because he's doing Putin's business but even Putin doesn't respect him. He's merely a Putin puppet.
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There will be widespread demo's against him coming to London. We despise him.
Yes, let's laugh WITH, not AT each other.
Burtzy wrote:
I disagree...at least as a Jewish man. It's a cultural thing. Jewish wives, mine included have a possessive style about them that makes the joke funnier when the
"Ours" is the punchline. If you're not Jewish, the joke still works but on a wholly different level. You kind of need to grow up in a New York Jewish family and see the dynamic to understand. The Borscht Belt comic Henny Youngman said..."Take my wife...Please!" Without his beleaguered Jewish husband, hangdog look, the joke would fall flat.
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Thanks Burtzy, that is the very point I wanted to make. Here's another.
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome.
One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.
A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none give to the beggar behind the Star of David.
Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite."
The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moishe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing."
Now, does the Jewish community have jokes about Gentiles? I'm sure they must. It would be great if you could amuse us with some.
Shalom.
Tronjo wrote:
What has "Jewish" to do with all this? Stereotypes are our worst enemy. Think...
As with the Irish, Polish, Negro, homosexual etc. jokes.
In actual fact British Jews are renowned for having that wonderful ability to laugh at themselves. The first time I heard that joke, it was narrated by a Jewish friend and had the group in fits. Similarly Irish jokes are always funnier when told by 'Paddy' himself.
Texcaster wrote:
"An orange serial bankrupt and his third wife ... "
A bit unfair Tex, if you had a predilection for being micturated on by Eastern European prostitutes, you would turn orange too!
I use Nikon, live in London, and have lived in other EU cities. My most used lens is a 10-20 on dx. With this in mind I suggest you take the 15-85. Only you know what type of shots you will be taking. Have a practice run with both lenses, in a city near you, see if you need the extra reach. Good luck and enjoy your trip!
Made me chuckle! What mark did he get for politics and economics?
After all, he kicked the corrupt money lenders from the temple. Must be 20/20!
FRENCHY wrote:
Little Jesus returns from school with his quarterly statement, and Mary examines it:
Mathematics: 3/20 "multiplies the rolls and the drinks"
Chemistry: 5/20 "changes the water into wine to amuse his little friends"
Sport: 4/20 "walk on water during swimming events"
Mary, very angry, looks at Jesus and says to him:
"Well, boy, your Easter holiday, you can put a cross on it!"
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carlysue wrote:
thank you for looking, shagbat, and I appreciate that you liked it!
It is photography as I took the photos of the three ladies and I did the splatter paintings and took photographs of those as well. l think the art comes into it when you imagine "what if" and then try to make it happen and you create something that is different than the originals.
I had fun creating these and I am pleased you enjoyed.
Thx for taking the effort to reply and explain Carlysue. You've created something good, I suspect the detractors envy your foresight and ability.
Art or photography? I like it very much.
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phcaan wrote:
Yup a school bully.
Easy answer to a bully, the bullied gang up and attacks it. It's called Socialism. Christianity should embrace this, as Jesus is our inspiration to heal the sick, feed the less able people in our society and kick the 'corrupt' from the temples. He never made any comments on how a man is qualified to tell a woman, how she can manage her body.