A Jewish Mistress 😅
Jun 27, 2018 10:23:17 #
Jewish Mistress
A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I
want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we
get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I
want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we
get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
Jun 27, 2018 10:31:13 #
junglejim1949 wrote:
Jewish Mistress br br A Jewish husband and wife w... (show quote)
I like the "Ours."It would have been just as funny without the Jewish flavoring.
"A wealthy businessman and his wife..."
Jun 27, 2018 10:32:33 #
Jun 27, 2018 19:51:56 #
Jun 28, 2018 04:42:48 #
jerryc41 wrote: I like the "Ours."
It would have been just as funny without the Jewish flavoring.
"A wealthy businessman and his wife..."
I like the "Ours."It would have been just as funny without the Jewish flavoring.
"A wealthy businessman and his wife..."
"An orange serial bankrupt and his third wife ... "
Jun 28, 2018 06:43:00 #
tcthome
Loc: NJ
jerryc41 wrote: I like the "Ours."
It would have been just as funny without the Jewish flavoring.
"A wealthy businessman and his wife..."
I like the "Ours."It would have been just as funny without the Jewish flavoring.
"A wealthy businessman and his wife..."
I agree. Just as funny either way.Jun 28, 2018 06:43:22 #
Jun 28, 2018 07:01:40 #
shagbat
Loc: London
Texcaster wrote:
"An orange serial bankrupt and his third wife ... "
A bit unfair Tex, if you had a predilection for being micturated on by Eastern European prostitutes, you would turn orange too!
Jun 28, 2018 07:24:53 #
junglejim1949 wrote:
Jewish Mistress br br A Jewish husband and wife w... (show quote)
A guy walks into the oasis bar waving a Colt 1911. He shouts I got seven in the magazine and One in the Chamber I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife. Steve stands up and says yo bro you better go get some more ammo
Jun 28, 2018 08:20:29 #
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Jun 28, 2018 10:06:31 #
Tronjo
Loc: Canada, BC
junglejim1949 wrote:
Jewish Mistress
A Jewish ...
A Jewish ...
What has "Jewish" to do with all this? Stereotypes are our worst enemy. Think...
Jun 28, 2018 10:10:24 #
Tronjo wrote:
What has "Jewish" to do with all this? Stereotypes are our worst enemy. Think...
My first thought, too.
Jun 28, 2018 10:25:36 #
shagbat
Loc: London
Tronjo wrote:
What has "Jewish" to do with all this? Stereotypes are our worst enemy. Think...
As with the Irish, Polish, Negro, homosexual etc. jokes.
In actual fact British Jews are renowned for having that wonderful ability to laugh at themselves. The first time I heard that joke, it was narrated by a Jewish friend and had the group in fits. Similarly Irish jokes are always funnier when told by 'Paddy' himself.
Jun 28, 2018 10:43:49 #
jerryc41 wrote: I like the "Ours."
It would have been just as funny without the Jewish flavoring.
"A wealthy businessman and his wife..."
I disagree...at least as a Jewish man. It's a cultural thing. Jewish wives, mine included have a possessive style about them that makes the joke funnier when the I like the "Ours."It would have been just as funny without the Jewish flavoring.
"A wealthy businessman and his wife..."
"Ours" is the punchline. If you're not Jewish, the joke still works but on a wholly different level. You kind of need to grow up in a New York Jewish family and see the dynamic to understand. The Borscht Belt comic Henny Youngman said..."Take my wife...Please!" Without his beleaguered Jewish husband, hangdog look, the joke would fall flat.
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