Little Jesus...
Jun 3, 2018 11:09:46 #
Little Jesus returns from school with his quarterly statement, and Mary examines it:
Mathematics: 3/20 "multiplies the rolls and the drinks"
Chemistry: 5/20 "changes the water into wine to amuse his little friends"
Sport: 4/20 "walk on water during swimming events"
Mary, very angry, looks at Jesus and says to him:
"Well, boy, your Easter holiday, you can put a cross on it!"
Mathematics: 3/20 "multiplies the rolls and the drinks"
Chemistry: 5/20 "changes the water into wine to amuse his little friends"
Sport: 4/20 "walk on water during swimming events"
Mary, very angry, looks at Jesus and says to him:
"Well, boy, your Easter holiday, you can put a cross on it!"
Jun 4, 2018 08:43:31 #
Jun 4, 2018 10:26:54 #
FRENCHY wrote:
Little Jesus returns from school with his quarterly statement, and Mary examines it:
Mathematics: 3/20 "multiplies the rolls and the drinks"
Chemistry: 5/20 "changes the water into wine to amuse his little friends"
Sport: 4/20 "walk on water during swimming events"
Mary, very angry, looks at Jesus and says to him:
"Well, boy, your Easter holiday, you can put a cross on it!"
Mathematics: 3/20 "multiplies the rolls and the drinks"
Chemistry: 5/20 "changes the water into wine to amuse his little friends"
Sport: 4/20 "walk on water during swimming events"
Mary, very angry, looks at Jesus and says to him:
"Well, boy, your Easter holiday, you can put a cross on it!"
Not worth commenting other then terrible. Not funny at all....Rich
Jun 4, 2018 11:01:30 #
Jun 4, 2018 11:48:20 #
I am having trouble understanding the point of this post. Others have noted the unfunniness and tastelessness
Jun 4, 2018 11:53:15 #
AirWalter
Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
FRENCHY wrote:
Little Jesus returns from school with his quarterly statement, and Mary examines it:
Mathematics: 3/20 "multiplies the rolls and the drinks"
Chemistry: 5/20 "changes the water into wine to amuse his little friends"
Sport: 4/20 "walk on water during swimming events"
Mary, very angry, looks at Jesus and says to him:
"Well, boy, your Easter holiday, you can put a cross on it!"
Mathematics: 3/20 "multiplies the rolls and the drinks"
Chemistry: 5/20 "changes the water into wine to amuse his little friends"
Sport: 4/20 "walk on water during swimming events"
Mary, very angry, looks at Jesus and says to him:
"Well, boy, your Easter holiday, you can put a cross on it!"
Jesus still loves You. However, He does not like Your ignorance or Your sins.
Jun 4, 2018 12:12:01 #
AirWalter wrote:
Jesus still loves You. However, He does not like Your ignorance or Your sins.
Oh well, I have to confess, sorry to have offended some.
I believe Jesus, after scolding me swill pardoned me, and will laugh with me
Jun 4, 2018 13:36:26 #
AirWalter
Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
FRENCHY wrote:
Oh well, I have to confess, sorry to have offended some.
I believe Jesus, after scolding me swill pardoned me, and will laugh with me
I believe Jesus, after scolding me swill pardoned me, and will laugh with me
I hope so. Gob bless.
Jun 4, 2018 13:48:07 #
shagbat
Loc: London
Made me chuckle! What mark did he get for politics and economics?
After all, he kicked the corrupt money lenders from the temple. Must be 20/20!
After all, he kicked the corrupt money lenders from the temple. Must be 20/20!
FRENCHY wrote:
Little Jesus returns from school with his quarterly statement, and Mary examines it:
Mathematics: 3/20 "multiplies the rolls and the drinks"
Chemistry: 5/20 "changes the water into wine to amuse his little friends"
Sport: 4/20 "walk on water during swimming events"
Mary, very angry, looks at Jesus and says to him:
"Well, boy, your Easter holiday, you can put a cross on it!"
Mathematics: 3/20 "multiplies the rolls and the drinks"
Chemistry: 5/20 "changes the water into wine to amuse his little friends"
Sport: 4/20 "walk on water during swimming events"
Mary, very angry, looks at Jesus and says to him:
"Well, boy, your Easter holiday, you can put a cross on it!"
Jun 4, 2018 13:58:24 #
FRENCHY wrote:
Oh well, I have to confess, sorry to have offended some.
I believe Jesus, after scolding me swill pardoned me, and will laugh with me
I believe Jesus, after scolding me swill pardoned me, and will laugh with me
I loved it. I'm still laughing. Some people will take offence at anything! There are some religions where you'll be killed for...is this blasphemy? .... and I had presumed christianity was different. Woops, my bad.
These are the same people that got offended by me thinking girls should be able to join the scouts......Tradition is sacred they said. Gag me with a maggot.
Ok, here's one for you...
Jesus comes up to a village crowd who are in the process of stoning someone. He is appalled..strides over to them holding up his hands to stop them and says 'he who is without sin should throw the first stone. A stone comes out of the crowd and bopps him on the head. He looks around and shakes his head when he sees who threw it '....Mother....'
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Jun 4, 2018 14:52:46 #
I have one. And I detest the tyranny of the hypersensitive. What is more, I need neither you, Jesus, Mohammed or Moses for advice on how to live it.
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