Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He
insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it.
This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys. "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire." "When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up.
I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook." He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash Register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing.
When I came up I cracked my head on the Open cash
drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase With a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke." "Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it.
It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a Rectal thermometer. And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.
gemlenz wrote:
Didn't want to go to crazy on the eyes because they were too white before
Wouldn't the catch lights in the eyes be on the same side?
One is on the left the other on the right?
Don't think that they look right that way.
Just my opinion - for what it is worth.
Bruce
filzfotoz wrote:
Sorry if I might have misled you, Gpa, but I don't have the kind of wealth you refer to in your comment. I managed to buy a Nikon D5100 recently for less than $400 and the rest of my kit might make a total of $800. I'm a newby to digital & trying to learn as much as I can as quickly as I can before senility sets in! My dream is to take QUALITY photos that might be looked upon one day as my legacy but I find I must do that on a shoestring budget. So... I repeat... Is Picasa acceptable for my needs or should I pony up for something more "involved"?
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There are a couple of free programs out there that you could consider. Gimp - all of the bells and whistles of the costly ones and Photoscape - user friendly and handles most of the adjustments you normally want to make.
Doesn't cost anything to check them out.
fly boy wrote:
Found this on the internet. Would like your thoughts, but please hold your negative criticism for other topics. The video is just over 23 minutes in length.
http://youtu.be/nqe1dgpoUtAThere is a book titled "Area 51" that covers this and other secrets the military has and references the documents they were able to obtain from the government.
You will be surprised.
You could try a DropBox link in a private message and see if that works.
Just a thought.
idaholover wrote:
Obama's been impeached?
He made sure he wouldn't be impeached by choosing Biden as VP.
Put .html on the end and it will.
FrumCA wrote:
Headline!!!
Putin annexes Crimea. In the meantime Obama takes a break from his busy schedule to fill out his NCAA bracket card.
Obama probably gets to vote his bracket card more than once.
AEL_photography wrote:
I am currently working on a coffee table book about historic buildings in my town. It will be for sale so I took some pictures inside an old public graveyard. In a few of the photos you can read the name of the person. What do I need to do to make sure everything is legal.
THANKS
Go to findagrave.com or billiongraves.com and you will see lots of grave markers in all kinds of shapes, sizes, etc.
They do include inscriptions and are used for genealogical records and research. They are published as well.
Hope this helps to answer your question.
Bruce
Dave Johnson wrote:
Asked to have an ID, not required. Advice given as a sensible suggestion. Now before you guys jump me I do support the requirement of a voter ID. I'd like to see it as an endorsement on a licence or state ID.
I also support a voter ID law and also think it would be good to have all voters put their finger tip in India ink to make sure that are not using fake ID's to vote the second time or even more.
Spindrift62 wrote:
Do they come from Canada? If so why aren't they called Canadian Geese? Any one know?
Here is your answer from Wikopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_Goose"The Canada Goose is often incorrectly referred to as the "Canadian Goose".
jaymatt wrote:
Outdoor oven at the Indian reservation in Taos, New Mexico
Don't see it or any link to it???
Here's one of an albino squirrel from my Olympus 4 mp C-4000 taken in 2003.
Had a 3x zoom.
You need to change the title to "Canada Geese" Any goose is a Canadian goose if it in Canada.
JR1 wrote:
I decided to test two cards I use all the time, and some Lexars I have just bought
I was amazed by the difference in shots available, before the D7000s buffer became full and slowed down.
Sandisk ultra class 10 (I) = 13
Transcend SDHC class 10 = 22
Lexar Pro SDHC class 10 (I) ( UHS-I Bus I/F ) = 38
Just used a simple online stopwatch
My Sandisks are now used for backups, the Transcends will be used for the Video cameras and I will get a dozen Lexars for photography.
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I see that they are all class 10 cards, but what is the write speed on them?
That can make quite a difference. I have some with a 30mb/sec and one 45mb / sec.
That may be the reason for the difference you are getting on yours.