That's the scary part!

My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.

We had to have the garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since...

I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEAR CROSSING sign on our road.

The reason: 'Too many dears are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.

My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee.....

When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a
service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
STAY ALERT!

I prefer the color shot. Gives it a more realistic feel.

Excellent lighting! Like the blackout and the red background's transition to black to the top. I also think any nudity would have been a distraction. Well done.

I think it's 0 to 0 with no time left.

- We're always the same age inside.
- The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
- I've reached the age where my mind changed from "I probably shouldn't say/do that" To "what the hell, let's see what happens".
- I intend to live forever, so far so good.

Hurricanes, tomatoes, floods, fire is here a common problem......

Auto-correct sucks, unless of course you meant tomatoes!

Background works for me. Nice shots!

Excellent pics! :

Nice shots, love the first one.

My first try gave me "1 Trillion years", second was 19 characters resulting in "552 quadrillion years". I can live with that!

I agree that some tattoos enhance the body. I also believe that some look like poorly done graffiti.
My 2 cents.

Canon has a fix on their web site. Firmware Ver. 1.0.3, Easy download zip file with the update and instructions. Takes about 5 minutes.

Made me laugh, Thanks!

I recently had a defective item which I returned using the Kohl's option. Fast, easy, and very quick credit to your account.