Posts for: AlMac
Mar 17, 2015 07:31:14 #
Terrymac wrote:
Hi Almac, Please could you tell me why you are taking the replies as though the original post was yours and not mine. thanks.
Sorry Terrymac. I clicked on to the wrong thread.
Getting senile in my old age.
Thanks for the post though - it's a belter!
Mar 16, 2015 21:31:21 #
travelerted wrote:
Gave me a good laugh to start the day!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Best way to start it! :lol:
Mar 16, 2015 21:30:11 #
richosob wrote:
Funny stuff, thanks for a good laugh.
Rich
Rich
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Mar 16, 2015 21:28:59 #
346pak wrote:
That is spectacular!! Thanks for sharing. I really made me laugh this morning.
Your welcome 346pac. Start the day with a smile! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mar 16, 2015 21:25:07 #
A big thank you to everyone for your warm welcome and best wishes. Hope I can be constructive by joining in the forum rather than just reading it. Got the typical Geordie Humour.
Geordie born - Geordie bred
Strong in the arm - Thick in the head!
Geordie born - Geordie bred
Strong in the arm - Thick in the head!
Mar 16, 2015 21:16:34 #
Doddy wrote:
Welcome Alan Glad to see your off the booze (dog perhaps?) and getting better. Hope to see some of your shots soon.
Thank's for the welcome Doddy. I'ts good to know there's another Northern Lad on here. Let's show the world what a beautiful place the North of England is!
Mar 16, 2015 20:59:30 #
johneccles wrote:
Hi Alan, if you remember JR1 you will know the ropes on here.
Personally I didn't mind him, his attitude was not liked but he had the knowledge.
Anyway welcome to you, there are quite a few UK members on here so you have swollen the group a bit more.
John.
Personally I didn't mind him, his attitude was not liked but he had the knowledge.
Anyway welcome to you, there are quite a few UK members on here so you have swollen the group a bit more.
John.
Thanks for the welcome John.
Like yourself, I didn't mind JR1 at all and used to look for his posts. As you say, he was very knowledgeable and gave good advice.
I am pleased to be participating in the forum rather than just reading it.
Mar 16, 2015 20:41:50 #
jkoar wrote:
Were the youths exterminated? Did you buy him a large one at the pub? Sarcasm rocks!
I would have poured it over his head. Wonder if he turned up?
Mar 16, 2015 12:29:09 #
DaveO wrote:
Sounds very controlled!
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Mar 16, 2015 12:21:08 #
Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.
This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.
This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.
Mar 16, 2015 12:08:09 #
An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly,
"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old Doberman sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says ......
"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just 'youthfully challenged'.
You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?
The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly,
"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old Doberman sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says ......
"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just 'youthfully challenged'.
You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?
Mar 16, 2015 09:38:02 #
:thumbup: :thumbup: "Class" :D :D
Mar 16, 2015 09:08:29 #
Hope he filled his lottery ticket in on the same day - he'll never have a luckier one!
Mar 16, 2015 08:28:07 #
Gene51 wrote:
Jerry, zip and rar will not apply compression to a... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Agree with Dropbox!
Mar 16, 2015 08:13:05 #
bobbennett wrote:
It's probably me but isn't Nikon F a different type of camera to my Nikon D5200? Someone bragged recently about purchasing one and even included some pictures he took with it. If not it's my mistake not B&H. Let me know. Thanks, Bob
All Nikon cameras use F mount lenses.
The F series Nikons were 35mm film cameras.
I owned a Nikon F3 back then and it used F mount lenses - the same as my D60 & D300s uses today.