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Involuntary Muscle Contraction'
Mar 16, 2015 12:21:08   #
AlMac Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
 
Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.


This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.


He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'


She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.’



It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.



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Mar 16, 2015 12:24:47   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Sounds very controlled!

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Mar 16, 2015 12:29:09   #
AlMac Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
 
DaveO wrote:
Sounds very controlled!


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 16, 2015 12:59:07   #
NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian
 
AlMac wrote:
Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.


This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.


He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'


She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.’



It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.
Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was ... (show quote)

Nothing breaks the mood more than a loud fart right at that "magic moment."

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Mar 16, 2015 13:10:40   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Spoken like the proverbial turd in a punchbowl.

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