Enjoy!!


> The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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> Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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> The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water. ' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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> Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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> Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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> Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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> For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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> Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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> Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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> A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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> At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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> Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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> Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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> The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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> Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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> The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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> This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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> The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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> The Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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> The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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> Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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> And this one just about sums them all up. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'

Oh my, you should go there. They have everything, not just farm stuff. There's not one near me or I'd be there once a week to see what's new. They have delicious Amish jams and jellies, all kinds of food, things for the house, decorations for the yard, You can't imagine. Go when you have plenty of time so you can see everything. It's a BIG place. They usually have free coffee and free popcorn. I have to make sure I stay away from the cakes and candy, especially the salt water taffy.
When I lived in Tn, we had 77 horses, 27 ducks, 40 chickens, a pit pig, pet goat and about 30 barn cats (BIG horse barn) Pig and goat never lived inside a fence. They ran free in the yard with our 2 great Danes and German Shepherd. We called it the funny farm.
When Joe passed away, I could not take care of all that so I moved to town in Alabama to be near my son and DIL. I hate living in town but I was 92 when he passed away and I knew I'd better get situated before I got OLD. LOL!
I am finally getting used to being 2 blocks from my pharmacy, Little Caesar's Pizza, the Dollar tree and Auto Zone, 2 miles from Walmart other stores, the river and the huge waterfall in town, so I'm OK.
Seriously...check out Rural King. You'll be glad you did!

These are old pictures, taken when I was even worse at it than I am now. Forgive me and please read.
You have all seen the beautiful miniature roses Walmart sells close to Mother's Day every year.
Many of you may (like I did long ago) may have thought of them as house plants only to find out that they will die in the house.
I'm not sure how far north they are hardy but one year I was given this pink one and as usual it started to die. I decided that since it was dying anyway, I'd take a chance and see if it would survive outside. THIS is what happened. I let it get up to 7 feet tall once.
Here's the good part. When the blooms all die, trim 3 or 4 inches off and it will bloom again quickly. Make sure it has water every day for the first 3 weeks then water WELL at least twice a week. This one was hardy outside in NW Tn on the Ky line, so I know they do well there.
They come in red, pink, yellow and white.