DaveO wrote:
The repentant golfer went to confession and told the priest that he had used the F-word. The priest asked how the word had been used so the proper penance could be done. The golfer said: "I was at the local course on the fifth tee and I sliced one badly. It went down toward the brook, hit a large stone and so help me,it bounced and landed on the green about a foot from the hole." The priest exclaimed: " Don't tell me that you missed the F-word putt!"