Golf joke.
Jan 19, 2014 16:44:11 #
The repentant golfer went to confession and told the priest that he had used the F-word. The priest asked how the word had been used so the proper penance could be done. The golfer said: "I was at the local course on the fifth tee and I sliced one badly. It went down toward the brook, hit a large stone and so help me,it bounced and landed on the green about a foot from the hole." The priest exclaimed: " Don't tell me that you missed the F-word putt!"
Jan 19, 2014 17:35:00 #
DaveO wrote:
The repentant golfer went to confession and told the priest that he had used the F-word. The priest asked how the word had been used so the proper penance could be done. The golfer said: "I was at the local course on the fifth tee and I sliced one badly. It went down toward the brook, hit a large stone and so help me,it bounced and landed on the green about a foot from the hole." The priest exclaimed: " Don't tell me that you missed the F-word putt!"
Good one!
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Jan 20, 2014 09:51:40 #
DaveO wrote:
The repentant golfer went to confession and told the priest that he had used the F-word. The priest asked how the word had been used so the proper penance could be done. The golfer said: "I was at the local course on the fifth tee and I sliced one badly. It went down toward the brook, hit a large stone and so help me,it bounced and landed on the green about a foot from the hole." The priest exclaimed: " Don't tell me that you missed the F-word putt!"
Well, there goes my coffee!!!
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