And will you be able to stand up after shaking hands with each (shaking is short for you know what).

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Russian hackers attempting to disrupt the U.S. government were disappointed to discover that it had already been thoroughly disabled, the hackers have confirmed.

Expecting to find a well-oiled machine that they could impair, the hackers instead came upon a barely operational mess that had already suffered what appeared to be four years of degradation.

Dmitri X (not his real name), was assigned to hack the Environmental Protection Agency’s computer systems and was “shocked” by the agency’s weakened condition.

“My job was to access the E.P.A.’s database and delete all of the environmental regulations,” he said. “There was nothing there left to delete.”

The hacker found similar evidence of sabotage at the Department of Justice, the Department of Education, and myriad other federal agencies.

“To be honest, it was pretty disheartening,” he said. “I was hired to cripple the U.S. government, but it’s clear that someone else got there first.”

The hacker could not identify who was behind the widespread vandalism, but speculated that the culprit had vast experience in driving large organizations into bankruptcy.

Because of trees and houses and lay of the land, we are unable to view the conjunction. So must rely on experts here for pictures of the event.

And these chemical reactions at the electrodes plus the diffusion inside the battery between the poles are all subject to the laws of thermodynamics.

C*****e c****e is just a polite term for g****l w*****g. Until the world’s nations get into restricting g****l w*****g gases, the penalties Nature has in store for humans and other life will be harsh. Heat up, crop harvest down, hunger & starvation up. Read the scientific evidence reports - they are online, believe IPACC is the place.

Or some gadget you would have sneered at last year. Like camera mount that looks like a rifle. If I can find mine I’ll send a picture (as opposed to a camera image masterpiece).

You mean that Nigerian Prince.

I keep a list in a little notebook and also in my iPad Notes. I use a standard 15-character for everywhere except for very special places where the user id & pswd are very different. My special places are secret.

We have an answering machine that kicks-in after four rings. Our phone also has a contacts list that gives a special ring. We have basically 3 ringtones: family, friends, others like health clinics.

Given that NYC is what it is, it could be very true that 4” there is what 12” is elsewhere. Written from Minnesota which isn’t disabled by 12” snow. We have fleets of trucks with snowplows.

Where do you sell them. I am a new great grandfather.

Scanning will be slow, conservatively estimate 2 - 3 minutes per slide. My Epson scanner software allows me to name each image, so a naming protocol might be needed for sorting images. A commercial service will have some sort naming that would not reflect the scene. You might profit by sorting your slides and scanning only the very best. That doesn’t count for the family images. I have heard there are digital camera slide attachments, but the naming will be camera automated per some scheme. You would have open in a computer to rename so figure that into the time.

Big Sur is exclusively 64-bit architecture and can not run 32-bit software, as I understand. So all your software will have to re-purchased and some of your favorites might be unavailable. Do a lot of research.

I fail to see why the Crimea annexation elates to the subject of this thread - disintegration of the USA. Will poster explain in suffjcient detail so we can understand his point.

It takes a lot of effort but the right image lets you get a glimmer of the pussy.