cyan wrote:
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $1000 in a safety competition. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked. The man responded “I guess I’ll go to driving school & get my license.” At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart ass when he’s drunk.” This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car.” At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk. And a voice asked “Are we over the border yet?”
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed... (
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You win, at least until the Big Game is over, might be more humorous.