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Feb 3, 2019 13:43:14   #
cyan Loc: Northern NJ
 
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $1000 in a safety competition. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked. The man responded “I guess I’ll go to driving school & get my license.” At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart ass when he’s drunk.” This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car.” At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk. And a voice asked “Are we over the border yet?”

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Feb 3, 2019 14:09:25   #
wings42 Loc: San Diego, CA
 
Too funny. Thanks.

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Feb 3, 2019 14:22:56   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
I think the officer, about then, would be thinking he just hit the promotional jackpot.

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Feb 3, 2019 15:31:40   #
itsnoelb Loc: Edgewater, FL. Originally: FLINT. MI.
 
cyan wrote:
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $1000 in a safety competition. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked. The man responded “I guess I’ll go to driving school & get my license.” At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart ass when he’s drunk.” This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car.” At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk. And a voice asked “Are we over the border yet?”
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed... (show quote)


You win, at least until the Big Game is over, might be more humorous.

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Feb 3, 2019 15:34:56   #
cyan Loc: Northern NJ
 
Surprised I got comments today!

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Feb 4, 2019 06:06:41   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
 
Good one. I like it. Thanks.

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Feb 4, 2019 06:26:39   #
PhotoNat Loc: Santa Maria, CA
 
Great one! I love it!
PhotoNat

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Feb 4, 2019 12:14:10   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 


"You have the right to remain silent." Make use of that right.

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Feb 4, 2019 12:15:07   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Good and FUNNY.

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Feb 4, 2019 12:19:14   #
cyan Loc: Northern NJ
 
jerryc41 wrote:


"You have the right to remain silent." Make use of that right.


said the cop... Maybe.

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Feb 4, 2019 13:07:42   #
Ka2azman Loc: Tucson, Az
 
Well he had a $1,000 down payment for a lawyer!

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Feb 4, 2019 17:26:34   #
AirWalter Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
 
cyan wrote:
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $1000 in a safety competition. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked. The man responded “I guess I’ll go to driving school & get my license.” At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart ass when he’s drunk.” This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car.” At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk. And a voice asked “Are we over the border yet?”
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed... (show quote)


Now He has money for the attorney He needs!! See, stuff works out.




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Feb 4, 2019 17:59:29   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 


Don

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Feb 16, 2019 10:13:10   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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