Barre wrote:
"Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon...riding the pygmy pony".
"Kiss my ora, Dora, right here on the flora...want some mora?"
Note: Zappa never used profanity. He left that to interpretation. He kicked Lowell George out of his band for his continued use of profanity.
Now that you bring that up, Zappa was careful and sneaky about talking about nasty or naughty things. Certainly not out front about using open profanity like Metallica or Tool.