Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts are now one grope.....er.....group!
Privacy is an unknown precept on Facebook.
10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter
the trailer park."
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an
apple a day".
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave Goodwill last month.
4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Viagra pills didn't come in different
colors with little "M"s on them.
1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape
usnpilot - "California could care less about the law."
Did you mean "...couldn't care less...?"
By saying "could care less," you're suggesting CA could care more, the opposite of what your message appears to mean.
lovelylyn wrote:
Took these photo of my granddaughter but most were underexposed tried fixing but not very good. How can I fix these.
Made brighter with Paint Shop Pro version 9 photo editor.
Texcaster wrote:
Miss Stormy is a folk hero, larger than life, right up there with Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox. You can't make this stuff up.
"Hurricane" Daniels is a pornographic s**t, both physically and mentally, and will do anything to enhance her filthy business.
dirtpusher - Lie detector results are not...I repeat...not admissible in evidence in Federal Courts in the USA because they are faulty in many ways. Many countries, including Israel, will not permit polygraph results admissible in evidence in courts. In many countries around the world, lie detector results are banned.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygraph
In some countries people can lie and "beat" the polygraph results which would show them telling the t***h.
The results were: alarming , astounding awful, bad, daunting dire, disheartening dismaying,dreadful fearful,formidable,frightening,frightful, ghastly, grim, grody, gross, grisly, harrowing, heavy, hideous, horrible, horrid, horrific, intimidating, mean, petrifying, scaring, shocking, terrible, terrifying, and unnerving.
Sirsnapalot wrote:
Man Makes the Mistake of Feeding Hungry Raccoons
https://www.liftable.com/lizangarola/man-makes-mistake-feeding-hungry-raccoons-opens-door-entire-army-waiting-dinner/
Find out what dry food they can tolerate, then help 'em by feeding 'em a bit during the winter...and away from where humans live.
letmedance wrote:
I know it is going to be brutal here but please try to avoid getting carried away.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/02/28/oakland-mayor-libby-schaaf-tipped-off-immigrants-about-ice-raid-and-isnt-sorry-she-did/?utm_term=.5f7ffdfdd8d7
Her stupid, self-promoting and wrong-headed actions of warning i*****l i*******t thugs, rapists, and criminals endangered thousands of loyal, law-abiding American citizens.