hasslichhog

10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter
the trailer park."
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an
apple a day".
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave Goodwill last month.
4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Viagra pills didn't come in different
colors with little "M"s on them.
1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

ceallachain Loc: Cape May, NJ

Two questions? do you have Obamacare? If not, do you have first hand experience with Obamacare care such as a family member?

wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma

sb Loc: Florida's East Coast

Recycled from old humor about a "bad HMO". It might be funny except that Obamacare only made it possible for more Americans to get health care through health insurance companies and required more health screening procedures (such as colonoscopies) to be offered without copayments. The practice - and quality - of medicine is regulated and monitored by the states. It also prevented your being denied coverage for pre-existing conditions and allowed your child to age 26 to be covered on your policy. When Americans are surveyed about their opinion on various parts of Obamacare, over 90% like what Obamacare does. The mandate requiring people to participate is what has been attacked by anti-Obama zealots, although when it was originally proposed by Governor Romney of Massachusetts and approved by the conservative Heritage Foundation, no one seemed to object... Go figure.