HuH???? :roll:

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4. I saw a very large woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Left Tackle?”

I get out of the hospital next week.

It's still funny, no matter who gets credit for it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kids, you gotta love the questions they come up with. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Oh, They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!!

13 Kids - 3 Husbands in Jail - Cadillac with Food Stamps on Tag
Take P***e Writing Your Tax Checks to Uncle Sam, It Goes to a Good Cause

Wondeful, Lovely, Best way to start my day!!!

Thanks for the morning chuckle...... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It depends on your playing partner...........
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In 1923, Who Was:

1. President of the largest steel company?
2. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. Great Bear of Wall Street?

These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their days..

Now, 80 years later do you know what ultimately became of them?
The Answers:
1. The president of the largest steel company.
Charles Schwab, died a pauper.

2. The president of the largest gas company,
Edward Hopson, went insane.

3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney,
was released from prison to die at home.

4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger,
died abroad, penniless.

5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement,
shot himself.

6 The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore,
also committed suicide

However,
in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion
and the winner of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen.

What became of him?

He played golf until he was 92,
died in 1999 at the age of 95.
He was financially secure
at the time of his death.

The Moral:

Screw work. Play golf. :lol: :thumbup:

Sorry, I couldn't make it to the end of this one. Made me too queasy just watching it. There isn't enough money in the world to get me up there. :cry:

I wish I had a boat like this one:

http://biggeekdad.com/2010/04/fishing-with-girlfriend/#.VjjSLARsnXY.mailto

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