Three hefty women
Nov 18, 2015 17:16:37 #
Nov 18, 2015 17:20:48 #
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
He's lucky to be alive. :shock: :lol: :lol:
Nov 18, 2015 17:27:15 #
Nov 18, 2015 17:28:36 #
Nov 18, 2015 18:51:35 #
pounder35 wrote:
He's lucky to be alive. :shock: :lol: :lol:
Lesson learned. Don't fool around with whales. :lol: :lol:
Nov 18, 2015 18:51:54 #
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Nov 18, 2015 20:09:22 #
Guy comes in to work on Monday morning all beat up -- cut, bruises, black eye. His friends all asked what happened -- was he out in the bars?
"No, he said, I was in Church."
"In Church? How did that happen?"
"There was this big woman sitting in front of me in a beautiful silk dress -- I noticed it was trapped between her buttocks, and knew she wouldn't want that, so I reached forward and gently pulled it out."
"And then..."
"Yes, she turned around and started hitting me."
Well, some weeks go by and he heals up.
Again on Monday, he comes to work worse than the last time.
His co worker says
"You were in Church..."
"Yes!"
And there was this big woman in front of you in a beautiful silk dress..."
"Yes!"
"And her dress was caught ..."
"No, it wasn't, but I knew she liked it there so I put it back."
Rim shot!
"No, he said, I was in Church."
"In Church? How did that happen?"
"There was this big woman sitting in front of me in a beautiful silk dress -- I noticed it was trapped between her buttocks, and knew she wouldn't want that, so I reached forward and gently pulled it out."
"And then..."
"Yes, she turned around and started hitting me."
Well, some weeks go by and he heals up.
Again on Monday, he comes to work worse than the last time.
His co worker says
"You were in Church..."
"Yes!"
And there was this big woman in front of you in a beautiful silk dress..."
"Yes!"
"And her dress was caught ..."
"No, it wasn't, but I knew she liked it there so I put it back."
Rim shot!
Nov 18, 2015 20:17:45 #
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Nov 18, 2015 21:24:24 #
quixdraw wrote:
Guy comes in to work on Monday morning all beat up... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 19, 2015 03:56:40 #
Last year, I posted that on Facebook and a niece and her mother un-friended me.
Just no sense of humor there.
Just no sense of humor there.
Nov 19, 2015 07:37:58 #
Nov 19, 2015 08:22:14 #
richosob
Loc: Lambertville, MI
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Brian, I needed a good laugh this morning and ,as usual, you provided me with one. Showed my wife and she cracked up.
Rich
Nov 19, 2015 09:01:23 #
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