An old horse was in the pub having a few beers when he spotted an old donkey in the corner so he nipped over to have a natter.

The donkey asked "What did you do for a living?"

The horse replied " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter."

The donkey said "I worked with kids on Blackpool beach".

The donkey then asked "Did you ever win anything?"

The horse replied "Yeah; on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”.

And by the end of the night they had arranged to meet at the donkey's house a week later.

Come the day the donkey's thinking "I need to impress this guy, he's done everything". So he pops out, buys a big picture of a zebra, and hangs it above the fireplace.

The horse arrives and says "Lovely place you have here! Who's that in the picture on the wall".

The donkey replies "Oh, that's me when I played for Newcastle United".

I must apologize to all for my ill-considered post(s), and departure from the forum. I reacted rashly, and without real understanding of the new section of the forum. Due to certain issues🤪, I can act in an impulsive manner. For that, I apologize. I am getting help for it, but long-term damage takes time to heal. I have spoken to several members about my actions, and wanted to speak to the forum as a whole. I not only want to be here, I need to be here. Photography saved my life. I'm not perfect. I make mistakes, but I own up to them, and try to do better.
I will be a regular contributor as I think I have something to offer. I also like to learn new things about my favourite activity, Photography. I look forward to contributing and being a member of the group. Again. But this time to stay.

Thanks for listening.

Chris M

A 72 year old man is having a drink in a Sarasota bar. Suddenly a
gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so
attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her.

After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.

Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the
eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:

“I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your
wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m
game. I want $100, and there’s another condition”.

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what
her condition is.

“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.

He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 $10 bills in her outstretched hand.

He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly:


“Paint my house.”