What older guys really want!
Feb 2, 2018 09:12:03 #
A 72 year old man is having a drink in a Sarasota bar. Suddenly a
gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so
attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her.
After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.
Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the
eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:
“I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your
wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m
game. I want $100, and there’s another condition”.
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what
her condition is.
“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.
He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 $10 bills in her outstretched hand.
He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly:
“Paint my house.”
gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so
attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her.
After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.
Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the
eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:
“I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your
wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m
game. I want $100, and there’s another condition”.
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what
her condition is.
“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.
He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 $10 bills in her outstretched hand.
He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly:
“Paint my house.”
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I just turned 72 on February 1st. I am still young enough to have offered $200.00 with half to paint my house and the other half to do fun things.
Great post.
Dennis
Great post.
Dennis
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Tikva
Loc: Waukesha, WI
That really is funny. I think I heard it a long time ago, but it is always good for a repeat.
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