Something to Ponder - Humor (Slightly Off-color)
Aug 12, 2020 14:54:04 #
There’s just too much in these last several posts for me to contemplate, and “digest” so I’ll meekly say, “Thank all Y’all!”
Aug 12, 2020 14:57:30 #
Reuss Griffiths
Loc: Ravenna, Ohio
Just to uphold the high level of discourse you sought, the term is omphaloskepsis for contemplation of one's navel.
Aug 12, 2020 16:22:21 #
Smudgey wrote:
Count me in, it's time for a national outcry. I am ready to protest, it's time has come.😜
I like that attitude - - - you’re definitely in.
Aug 12, 2020 16:24:04 #
Speaking of eating corn, My uncle had a big farm, and he used to feed his cows corn. They could not break it down and passed it out as hole kernels. Then his pigs would pick out the corn from the cow poop, but they could not break it down either and pooped out whole kernels. Then his free range chickens would pick out the corn from the pig and cow poop and they could break it down. My uncle laughed and said he could get three feedings from an ear of corn. Many farmers did the same thing. Remember this when you get "free range chicken" for dinner from the store.
Aug 12, 2020 16:25:24 #
Reuss Griffiths wrote:
Just to uphold the high level of discourse you sought, the term is omphaloskepsis for contemplation of one's navel.
I can spell it, just can’t pronounce it!
Aug 12, 2020 16:29:10 #
14kphotog wrote:
Speaking of eating corn, My uncle had a big farm, ... (show quote)
I was raised a country boy, but that was never discussed at my dinner table, growing up.
Aug 12, 2020 17:22:02 #
All would probably be funny if I didn’t go through a “ robotic laparoscopic sigmoid resection” a couple months ago 😩😩😩
BTW the rectum and anus are different organs and are about 8 to 10” apart. Just an FYI.
BTW the rectum and anus are different organs and are about 8 to 10” apart. Just an FYI.
Aug 12, 2020 17:29:11 #
Jack47 wrote:
All would probably be funny if I didn’t go through a “ robotic laparoscopic sigmoid resection” a couple months ago 😩😩😩
BTW the rectum and anus are different organs and are about 8 to 10” apart. Just an FYI.
BTW the rectum and anus are different organs and are about 8 to 10” apart. Just an FYI.
Condolences.
I remember being treated to the sigmoidoscope. A precursor to the buttscope (aka colonoscopy). Just didn't go as far in. Of course I had several colonoscopies also. They put you out for the procedure so it wasn't so bad except that you had to drink a gallon of goo. In later years it was 4 liters of goo. You had your choice of plain or cherry flavored goo. Neither was acceptable. The best thing you could do was to chill it to 32F. (The average refrigerator holds around 40F).
My doctor told me that after age 70 they no longer recommend colonoscopies. Made me very happy.
Aug 12, 2020 18:35:06 #
All I know is God made a mistake making the body, he made the sewage plant to close to the playground.
Aug 12, 2020 18:43:40 #
Jack47 wrote:
All would probably be funny if I didn’t go through a “ robotic laparoscopic sigmoid resection” a couple months ago 😩😩😩
BTW the rectum and anus are different organs and are about 8 to 10” apart. Just an FYI.
BTW the rectum and anus are different organs and are about 8 to 10” apart. Just an FYI.
Say Jack, seems like you are hep on the anus and rectum bit. 😎😎😎
Aug 20, 2020 19:54:15 #
It is true that your mouth is the other end of your anus. This about that one.
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