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Aug 12, 2020 06:55:22   #
Jazztrader
 
Whatever you do, don't become an Ihole. That would be almost as bad as being an Ahole. ;-)

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Aug 12, 2020 07:45:19   #
bobmcculloch Loc: NYC, NY
 
Ihole, a new Apple Product?

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Aug 12, 2020 08:28:19   #
dpfoto Loc: Cape Coral, FL
 
The mouth should be called the "Gozinta" , and the Anus should be called the "Gozouta" .
All the internal piping (esophagus, stomach, intestines) could be the "Gozoverta".

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Aug 12, 2020 08:33:46   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
DeanS wrote:
While sitting, pondering my navel cavity, this question occured to me: If your rectum is your anus, is your mouth your inus? Only interested in medically sound, scientific repsonses, please!


You've got way too much time on your hands, Dean!!!

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Aug 12, 2020 09:45:47   #
HOHIMER
 
DeanS wrote:
While sitting, pondering my navel cavity, this question occured to me: If your rectum is your anus, is your mouth your inus? Only interested in medically sound, scientific repsonses, please!


So you are an omphaloskeptic.

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Aug 12, 2020 09:51:11   #
Burtzy Loc: Bronx N.Y. & Simi Valley, CA
 
This all begs the question: I women are from Venus, rather than Mars, are men from Penis?

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Aug 12, 2020 09:57:42   #
BusterCrabbe Loc: Montreal
 
Why differentiate? Both are orfices......

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Aug 12, 2020 10:34:13   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
DeanS wrote:
While sitting, pondering my navel cavity, this question occured to me: If your rectum is your anus, is your mouth your inus? Only interested in medically sound, scientific repsonses, please!


Dean, are you regressing? Sounds like the philosophical musings of a young boy.

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Aug 12, 2020 11:37:51   #
bobbyjohn Loc: Dallas, TX
 
For another play on words, anatomically speaking, check out Jeff Foxworthy's Blue Collar skit circa 2008. At the last 1 minute of this skit, he does use also the play on Uranus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz82fjXqFQ4

Enjoy!

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Aug 12, 2020 11:59:50   #
Charlie157 Loc: San Diego, CA
 
DeanS wrote:
While sitting, pondering my navel cavity, this question occured to me: If your rectum is your anus, is your mouth your inus? Only interested in medically sound, scientific repsonses, please!


A lot of time on your hands !!

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Aug 12, 2020 13:40:10   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
rmalarz wrote:
--Bob
I think there are 2 kinds, an inus & a outus.

Same issue with hemorrhoids. It's one sided because there are no herorrhoids.
And besides, shouldn't they really be called Asstorrhoids!?

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Aug 12, 2020 14:01:18   #
FotoHog Loc: on Cloud 9
 
Looks like the UH-community is inventing a brand new language. Let's affectionately call it "Ugly Hedgehog Latin". . . .

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Aug 12, 2020 14:45:45   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
Charlie157 wrote:
A lot of time on your hands !!


How’d you figure that out, Charlie?

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Aug 12, 2020 14:49:07   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
FotoHog wrote:
Looks like the UH-community is inventing a brand new language. Let's affectionately call it "Ugly Hedgehog Latin". . . .


I nominate you, FH, to be the keeper of this new lexicon.

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Aug 12, 2020 14:53:21   #
Smudgey Loc: Ohio, Calif, Now Arizona
 
DeanS wrote:
I would be willing to petition the OED folks to modify their definition. Will you support that effort, Bob?f


Count me in, it's time for a national outcry. I am ready to protest, it's time has come.😜

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