A Labor of Love 😎😎😎
Jul 8, 2020 16:27:42 #
DeanS wrote:
At the risk of repeating myself, my original post, and succeeding comments, were in JEST. It was meant to elicit HUMOROUS responses. I have NO interest, honestly, in how you go to the bathroom, or what your methodology is in emptying your bladders whatsoever.
If anyone still misunderstands this, please PM me and I will explain in more basic English.
If anyone still misunderstands this, please PM me and I will explain in more basic English.
what a grouch.....
Jul 8, 2020 16:35:32 #
DeanS wrote:
My wife and I were married in February 1958. She has finally succeeded in teaching me to urinate standing up! She said she is now prepared to take on teaching me to independently tie my shoe laces. I’m hoping someone will invent some kind of material that will stick to itself, sorta latch it over on top of itself and stay there until you pull it apart. Probably call in Velpro or some such. Wish me luck! 😎😎😎
This is humor, not intended to be taken seruously!
This is humor, not intended to be taken seruously!
I had a contractor re-do my master bath recently and he asked me if I sat down to pee. I replied, "Not usually, why?" He said he did because it was about the only time he sat down during his work day.
Sounded like a good reason to me.
Jul 8, 2020 17:28:52 #
DeanS wrote:
My wife and I were married in February 1958. She has finally succeeded in teaching me to urinate standing up! She said she is now prepared to take on teaching me to independently tie my shoe laces. I’m hoping someone will invent some kind of material that will stick to itself, sorta latch it over on top of itself and stay there until you pull it apart. Probably call in Velpro or some such. Wish me luck! 😎😎😎
This is humor, not intended to be taken seruously!
This is humor, not intended to be taken seruously!
The test will come when you can pee standing up, on one leg, while cleaning the front of the lens on your camera.
Jul 8, 2020 20:21:16 #
charles tabb wrote:
what a grouch.....
Not sure I comprehend your sentiment.
Jul 8, 2020 20:22:38 #
mrpentaxk5ii wrote:
The test will come when you can pee standing up, on one leg, while cleaning the front of the lens on your camera.
That one is definitely beyond my capabilities! 😎😎😎
Jul 8, 2020 20:50:33 #
I wish my teenage grandsons could aim better... but, it's their mother's house.
Jul 8, 2020 21:03:08 #
usnret wrote:
That would explain why my wife has a sign above our commode that says,,, If you sprinkle when you tinkle,, be a sweety and wipe the seaty !
Saw a sign over a toilet in a business rest room, "We aim to please. You aim, too, please."
Jul 8, 2020 21:05:03 #
JustMePB wrote:
I wish my teenage grandsons could aim better... but, it's their mother's house.
Rule 1 - put the seat up. Rule 2 - watch what you're doing! There's no possible justification for any problems.
Loren - in Beautiful Baguio
Jul 8, 2020 21:08:18 #
Reuss Griffiths
Loc: Ravenna, Ohio
Anyone want to start a pool on how long this goes on? My bet is 6 pages.
Jul 8, 2020 21:37:14 #
A sign in a restroom above the urinal read “Stand Close, This ain’t no rifle range.”
Jul 8, 2020 21:51:55 #
John_F wrote:
A sign in a restroom above the urinal read “Stand Close, This ain’t no rifle range.”
Reminds me of one I saw in Viet Nam (67-68). “In case of rocket attack, hide under here, it ain’t never been hit.”
Jul 8, 2020 22:43:02 #
PhotogHobbyist wrote:
Saw a sign over a toilet in a business rest room, "We aim to please. You aim, too, please."
No real connection but still your funny post just reminded me of a sign I saw in a gas station men's restroom a few weeks ago. Above the commode was a sign that read, "OUT OF ODOR" I was sorely tempted to give them reason to take the sign down. Heh, heh.
Jul 9, 2020 08:50:07 #
PhotogHobbyist wrote:
I had a contractor re-do my master bath recently and he asked me if I sat down to pee. I replied, "Not usually, why?" He said he did because it was about the only time he sat down during his work day.
Sounded like a good reason to me.
Sounded like a good reason to me.
Smart contractor!
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