A Labor of Love 😎😎😎
Jul 8, 2020 06:03:21 #
tramsey wrote:
Here all along I thought I was the only 'sitter' in the bunch. When my aim got bad I became a sitter and now I've started shaking a little, some times a lot, so I am a confirmed sitter. I've put my shakiness to use by shaking the last dribbles off. Works great
I started being seated many years ago because I didn't like the splatter on my pants legs. I now attribute my longevity to the many extra hours of rest!
Loren - in Beautiful Baguio City
Jul 8, 2020 07:10:41 #
DeanS wrote:
My wife and I were married in February 1958. She has finally succeeded in teaching me to urinate standing up! She said she is now prepared to take on teaching me to independently tie my shoe laces. I’m hoping someone will invent some kind of material that will stick to itself, sorta latch it over on top of itself and stay there until you pull it apart. Probably call in Velpro or some such. Wish me luck! 😎😎😎
This is humor, not intended to be taken seruously!
This is humor, not intended to be taken seruously!
Too much info!!!
Smile,
JimmyT Sends
Jul 8, 2020 07:50:35 #
DeanS wrote:
My wife and I were married in February 1958. She has finally succeeded in teaching me to urinate standing up! She said she is now prepared to take on teaching me to independently tie my shoe laces. I’m hoping someone will invent some kind of material that will stick to itself, sorta latch it over on top of itself and stay there until you pull it apart. Probably call in Velpro or some such. Wish me luck! 😎😎😎
This is humor, not intended to be taken seruously!
This is humor, not intended to be taken seruously!
Good luck Dean and thanks for the humor to start the day.
Jul 8, 2020 09:12:28 #
samantha90 wrote:
Good luck Dean and thanks for the humor to start the day.
Thanks Samantha. In spite of labeling this as humor, some of the responses read as if this was all serious. 😎😎😎
Jul 8, 2020 09:54:55 #
DeanS wrote:
She has finally succeeded in teaching me to urinate standing up! ... This is humor, not intended to be taken seriously!
Reminiscent of one of my bathrooms....actual photo taken at my house this morning.
Jul 8, 2020 11:31:11 #
After a probe, my doctor reported I have a lump in the prostate. At my age at the time surgery was not advised. The thing must be growing so peeing is not a nice stream. Sitting is always a good option, but full draining is not always assured. Getting old is bla.
Jul 8, 2020 11:40:25 #
bobbyjohn wrote:
Reminiscent of one of my bathrooms....actual photo taken at my house this morning.
😎😎😎
Jul 8, 2020 11:42:33 #
John_F wrote:
After a probe, my doctor reported I have a lump in the prostate. At my age at the time surgery was not advised. The thing must be growing so peeing is not a nice stream. Sitting is always a good option, but full draining is not always assured. Getting old is bla.
Again, my original post was in jest. However, I completely understand you issue.
Jul 8, 2020 12:47:01 #
DeanS wrote:
Hey all, this is humor, not a serious post!
You know what they say.... "No matter how you shake or dance, the last 3 drops go in your pants"
Jul 8, 2020 12:59:47 #
srg wrote:
You know what they say.... "No matter how you shake or dance, the last 3 drops go in your pants"
Good one - hadn’t heard it before.
Jul 8, 2020 14:30:14 #
srg wrote:
You know what they say.... "No matter how you shake or dance, the last 3 drops go in your pants"
credit to my friend Pete Feodoroff
Jul 8, 2020 14:37:35 #
Jul 8, 2020 14:42:31 #
DeanS wrote:
My wife and I were married in February 1958. She has finally succeeded in teaching me to urinate standing up! She said she is now prepared to take on teaching me to independently tie my shoe laces. I’m hoping someone will invent some kind of material that will stick to itself, sorta latch it over on top of itself and stay there until you pull it apart. Probably call in Velpro or some such. Wish me luck! 😎😎😎
This is humor, not intended to be taken seruously!
This is humor, not intended to be taken seruously!
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My wife & I married in 1966. I am now 81 and, thanks to GOD, the only real problems besides a little high BP and some arthritis in my left shoulder. Thank GOD for having a GREAT! wife. The 53 years of "Husband Training" has kept me in heaven.
Jul 8, 2020 15:36:37 #
tramsey wrote:
Here all along I thought I was the only 'sitter' in the bunch. When my aim got bad I became a sitter and now I've started shaking a little, some times a lot, so I am a confirmed sitter. I've put my shakiness to use by shaking the last dribbles off. Works great
I just turned 70, and I’ve been a “sitter” for years.
Jul 8, 2020 15:53:24 #
At the risk of repeating myself, my original post, and succeeding comments, were in JEST. It was meant to elicit HUMOROUS responses. I have NO interest, honestly, in how you go to the bathroom, or what your methodology is in emptying your bladders whatsoever.
If anyone still misunderstands this, please PM me and I will explain in more basic English.
If anyone still misunderstands this, please PM me and I will explain in more basic English.
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