A Labor of Love 😎😎😎
Jul 7, 2020 16:05:03 #
My wife and I were married in February 1958. She has finally succeeded in teaching me to urinate standing up! She said she is now prepared to take on teaching me to independently tie my shoe laces. I’m hoping someone will invent some kind of material that will stick to itself, sorta latch it over on top of itself and stay there until you pull it apart. Probably call in Velpro or some such. Wish me luck! 😎😎😎
This is humor, not intended to be taken seruously!
This is humor, not intended to be taken seruously!
Jul 7, 2020 16:12:23 #
couch coyote
Loc: northern Illinois
Gee, just when you get the knack of going standing up, you reach the age when your aim is all shot to hell. Your poor wife! 
Jul 7, 2020 16:19:22 #
At 75, - It's Far more comfortable to sit, relax, and 'Let it Flow',- (or dribble).
Plus, - there's better Bladder evacuation, and, NO Overspray to clean up!
Plus, - there's better Bladder evacuation, and, NO Overspray to clean up!
Jul 7, 2020 16:20:59 #
DeanS wrote:
My wife and I were married in February 1958. She has finally succeeded in teaching me to urinate standing up! She said she is now prepared to take on teaching me to independently tie my shoe laces. I’m hoping someone will invent some kind of material that will stick to itself, sorta latch it over on top of itself and stay there until you pull it apart. Probably call in Velpro or some such. Wish me luck! 😎😎😎
Keepthe aim in the middle and use a night lite for evenings
Jul 7, 2020 16:23:43 #
I can 'sit' in the dark, and don't have to aim, or keep it in the middle! - Quite comfy and efficient!
Jul 7, 2020 16:27:45 #
Jul 7, 2020 16:30:21 #
Here all along I thought I was the only 'sitter' in the bunch. When my aim got bad I became a sitter and now I've started shaking a little, some times a lot, so I am a confirmed sitter. I've put my shakiness to use by shaking the last dribbles off. Works great
Jul 7, 2020 16:33:29 #
tramsey wrote:
Here all along I thought I was the only 'sitter' in the bunch. When my aim got bad I became a sitter and now I've started shaking a little, some times a lot, so I am a confirmed sitter. I've put my shakiness to use by shaking the last dribbles off. Works great
You know of course, what the advice columnist advises, don’t you tramsey? If you shake it more than three times . . .
Jul 7, 2020 17:53:20 #
Reuss Griffiths
Loc: Ravenna, Ohio
Save your dignity, use a paper cup. Solves all the problems and you don't have to join the "squat to pee set"
Jul 7, 2020 18:35:21 #
Reuss Griffiths wrote:
Save your dignity, use a paper cup. Solves all the problems and you don't have to join the "squat to pee set"
Hey Reuss, as many trips that I make each day, cost would be prohibitive.
Jul 7, 2020 19:47:09 #
I just get up ( many times ) during the night and just let Er rip. Don’t bother with the light as it’ll just wake her up. As far as the splash, well how many times have you lifted from underneath the front of the seat and come up wet? I figure it’s Karma.
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Jul 7, 2020 19:57:52 #
DeanS wrote:
You know of course, what the advice columnist advises, don’t you tramsey? If you shake it more than three times . . .
The highest I've gotten to is 37 LOL
Jul 7, 2020 20:04:10 #
tramsey wrote:
The highest I've gotten to is 37 LOL
Wow! By count of the advisor, you are 34 over the limit. Does your mother know about this?
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Jul 7, 2020 21:02:29 #
Reuss Griffiths
Loc: Ravenna, Ohio
Rinse it out and reuse it, just don't keep it in a prominent place.
Jul 7, 2020 22:09:19 #
couch coyote wrote:
Gee, just when you get the knack of going standing up, you reach the age when your aim is all shot to hell. Your poor wife!
That would explain why my wife has a sign above our commode that says,,, If you sprinkle when you tinkle,, be a sweety and wipe the seaty !
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