If those words were actually 'inspired' by a god they might have some relevance.

I'm sure the act had much to do with his contracting acute myeloid leukemia.

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Funny stuff! Keep it coming!

Ha ha ha! You guys crack me up!
(Pun intended)

Ha ha ha! Is that a photo of the ol' man with a load in his pants? lol :thumbup: :lol:

Ohhhh...tryin' to sneak into the show, eh?

Ok. I'll give ya a pass.

The great Tom Mullica...............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYmOrtAyaqM&list=RDJlthbJTv39U&index=20



Tom Mullica was born Thomas Blaine Mullica in Waupun, Wisconsin on August 19, 1948. When Tom was five years old, he wanted to be a clown. However, on his seventh birthday his mother bought him a "Sneaky Pete Magic Kit" for Christmas.

After he graduated from Waupun High School in 1966, he enlisted in the Army at age 18, serving 3 years in Korea and Germany. Once he had finished his military service he moved to Colon, Michigan, where he built illusions and demonstrated magic for Abbott's Magic Company.

Tom then moved to Atlanta, Georgia where he attended bartending school and opened his own nightclub called The Tom-foolery Magic Bar Theater which was open from 1976 until 1987.

Red Skelton visited the Tom-foolery in 1980 and they became fast friends. After the closure of Tom-foolery Tom asked Red for his advice, and Red suggested that Tom take his best material and perform it pantomime to music, which would eliminate any language barrier so that Tom could perform anywhere in the world. Tom took Red's advice and after six months of rehearsal moved to Paris, France where he worked at the Crazy Horse Saloon.

Tom returned to the United States in 1991 and continued his comedy magic career. In 1996, he began writing RED (a performance tribute) which he now performs in theaters throughout America and Canada.

In 2010, Tom was diagnosed with acute Myelogenous Leukemia.

It's true. They work smarter and not harder.

I believe you.

Here's some interesting trivia from the GoogleGod.....


In 1985, The Guinness Book of World Records accepted Marilyn vos Savant's IQ score of 190, and crowned her the woman with the highest IQ for five consecutive years -- she has tested as high as 228 on various IQ tests.
Stephen W. Hawking is alleged to have an IQ of 160.
Benjamin Netanyahu is alleged to have an IQ of 180.
Bobby Fischer was alleged to have an IQ of 180.
James Woods is alleged to have an IQ of 180.
Terrence Tao has a verified IQ of 230. At eight years old, Tao achieved a score of 760 on the pre-1995 SAT, received a Ph.D from Princeton at 20 and at 24 became the youngest ever full professor at UCLA.

The average American has an IQ of 100.

I have an IQ of 148. Just axe me a question.

Bangee, it matters to ME what I believe or don't believe. More people do not believe in Jesus than believe (Worldwide Christian population is 32%).

When is the last time someone chose to die rather than deny Jesus? The martyr story is as ancient as the bible and not relevant in today's world. More people have died throughout history for NOT being Christian. Christians aren't being killed for not denying Jesus, they are being killed by fellow religious zealots because they are considered infidels . If you thought Jesus wanted you to kill non-believers you would do it. The only difference between you and radical Islam is that you haven't been directed by your higher power to kill those who believe otherwise....yet.

My intent is not to cast doubt but to seek the truth. I don't believe that the Bible is the word of any god and you believe it is. Muslims don't believe in the Bible and Jews don't believe in the NT or that Jesus was divine. Christians that threaten non-believers with eternal damnation should take a hard look as to how they express that concept. It is arrogant and sophomoric. We are all familiar with the dogma but you can continue to relentlessly parrot it. If you are trying to show us how pious you are and that you've been saved we get it.


Also, unlike you, I've never worshiped my father or anyone or anything for that matter.

That's why I worship Thor.

lol...but that would be telling the truth.

I checked. They aren't available in pink.

Funny, funny, funny! :oops:

lol You're dating yourself with that one, Hal. I thought the punch line was going to be "My dog got hit in the ass by a rectum."


First day of school teacher asks students to stand and state their name.
Youngster stands and says "Asshole". Teacher replies "What?"
My name is Asshole". Teacher instructs student to immediately leave the room and go home.

Asshole looks over to his brother on his way out the door and says "Come on Chicken Shit, she won't believe you either!"


circa 1959

What's wrong with being gay?