A politically incorrect joke.
Apr 25, 2015 12:44:23 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at a Mosque in London. They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant. They performed songs like Losing my head over you, Rocket Launcher Man, Youre six, youre beautiful, and youre mine.
Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down!!
Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD. I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"
Well, that was when the trouble started.
Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down!!
Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD. I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"
Well, that was when the trouble started.
Apr 25, 2015 13:01:03 #
Apr 25, 2015 13:03:02 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
GeorgeH wrote:
That is funny! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 25, 2015 13:50:38 #
Apr 25, 2015 13:52:42 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
DaveO wrote:
Neil is alive and well!! :lol: :lol:
I'm not bad for an old shit, eh?
Apr 25, 2015 13:55:08 #
Just don't sit still for tooooo long. Don't want anybody to throw dirt on you!
Apr 25, 2015 13:55:59 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
DaveO wrote:
Just don't sit still for tooooo long. Don't want anybody to throw dirt on you!
No chance!
Apr 25, 2015 14:11:53 #
Apr 25, 2015 14:12:50 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
hondo812 wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol:
Apr 25, 2015 14:57:48 #
NeilL wrote:
I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at ... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 25, 2015 14:58:39 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
bcheary wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:
Apr 25, 2015 16:23:44 #
Apr 25, 2015 16:42:11 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
magicray wrote:
Funny stuff! Keep it coming!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: You bet!
Apr 25, 2015 20:26:47 #
NeilL wrote:
I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at ... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 25, 2015 20:34:54 #
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