In reviewing a bank statement this morning, I discovered a charge of $11.01. I called the bank and was told that I had used a debit card to pay a property bill that morning. The town.. 'charges a fee of the aforementioned amount to process the payment. It was labeled - 'eGov Service Fee.'
Catch me once..

Windsor, Maine is where Hussey Store is located. We use to have a summer place in the next town.
A wedding gown has been in that window for the last 40-45 years. Last summer my son called me and said they had been in that area. He called to tell me that that (!) gown was still hanging in the window. Too funny.

If you like Puns, just tell them.. It's all behind you.