It took me forever to figure out what "they" meant when they said, "He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground".
Oh yeah! Burro Burough
Ha ha ha ha
In 1945 at the Manual Training High School in Denver, Colorado, all the metal-shop machines were (leather) belt-driven from one motor driving several overhead pulleys.
We had several lathes, a shaper, grinder, etc. To change the belt from one pulley to another you had to slap it over to the next pulley with your hand.
How times have changed!!!
Somebody suggested using hot water for the ice tray. Hot water drives the air out of the water making crystal clear ice cubes. Also try washing the ice trays so ice won't stick to the dividers.
While on the subject of hot water makes it freeze faster than cold. Here in Colorado last winter I paced a bucket of boiling water outside in below freezing weather. That water froze so fast the ice was still warm!
Speaking of - - -
John told his friend that he was getting married in a few months but was a little short in the Man thing and wanted to know if there was anything he could do about it.
Well, I heard that if you use some lard on it a couple of times a day it will grow some. It's worth a try.
A few months later they met up again and John said that idea doesn't work. In fact, its getting smaller!
Did you do what I told you?
Well, yeah, but I didn't have any lard so I used Crisco.
YOU FOOL! THATS SHORTENING!
Oops! "It would be ---"
PYRAMID BASE
It would be quite simple to build the pyramid base that is level all the way around. They could have built a channel a feet across and all the way around the proposed base and fill it with water. I don't have to tell you that water seeks it's own level. On a windless day it would be extremely accurate!
PYRAMID BASE
I would be quite simple to build the pyramid base that is level all the way around. They could have built a channel a few feet across and all the way around the proposed base and fill it with water. I don't have to tell you that water seeks it's own level. On a windless day it would be extremely accurate!
The punch line is
"Flucked again!"
I bought a radial arm saw at a thrift store that did the same thing. The guy had it hooked up to a thin lamp extension cord. When I got it home I used a heavy extension cord and it ran like it was supposed to. Try a heavier extension cord!
jACKPI, or anyone else. Do this.
If you want to save this image and print it, do the following:
Place your cursor on the RIGHT SIDE of the image, outside of the image.
Hold down Left Mouse.
Scan half-way across the image and it will turn blue.
Leave your cursor on the image.
Right click mouse and select Save picture as and give it a name.
I would give it a name starting with A (Like A New image) so
it will be easy to find.
There you are!
My tattoo artist couldn't spell worth a ____.
I told him to tattoo my arm "BORN TO LOSE".
He inked in "BORN TOO LOOSE".
There was a man, tore his hide,
to see what he was made of inside.
He ripped and he tore
till his hands ran with gore,
but before he found out, he died
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QUEEN AND HORSE FART JOKE
One of our presidents was riding on a horse drawn cart with the
Queen of England when the horse let our a huge fart.
The queen said, "Well, there are some things that a queen can't
control."
Whereupon the president said, "Oh, I thought it was the horse!"
One Sunday morning a young couple were arguing. The man wanted to have sex before going to church. The wife said she would ask the priest if it was OK to have sex before Mass. The priest said it was OK, but don't block the aisle.
I was asked to leave a church trivia contest.
The question was Where is womens hair the curliest ?
Apparently the correct answer was Fiji...
How was I to know they were looking for a country ?