wrr wrote:
Ok, I know this is lame but anyhow...
Few years back, down in Oklahoma, a guy had a little stand where he sold rabbit burgers. They were quite tasty and he had a good following. People would come from miles away to eat these rabbit burgers.
Then the economy got bad and things started to get a bit tight for everyone. People started to notice that the rabbit burgers were looking a little redder than normal. Someone complained to the local health dept and an investigation was soon started.
It was discovered the guy was mixing some horse meat (sorry horseart) in with the rabbit to stretch the expensive rabbit meat farther. He finds himself in court before the judge. Judge asks, how much horse meat are you actually using. The guy kind of beats around the bush and after more prodding by the judge, he finally admits that it is probably about 50/50.
Judge thinks well thats not so bad, and ask the guy to define his method of determining the 50/50 mix. Guy says, well, 1 rabbit to 1 horse...
Ok, I know this is lame but anyhow... br br Few y... (
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