My camera and smartphone just made a deal. The camera won't call anyone and the phone won't take a picture

I think you don't understand how I feel. I do not support Trump one bit. It is just a matter of choosing immoral over incompetent

Another advantage of camera phones. You never have to do that

Whole thing looks staged like TV wrestling

I envy the comfort that spirituality grants you, but I am too cynical to buy into it

Along with older whiskey and younger women

Maybe that statement should be qualified a bit. If I see someone driving a nice, fancy car while his kids are wearing shoes with holes in them, I would say he is a selfish prick. If he is driving a 20 year old rust bucket so that his kids can afford to go to college without taking out a massive loan, I would say the opposite. As for what doctors drive, people tend to make judgements. To many, a "doctor's" car is an entry to mid level luxury model A doctor driving by in a Bentley or Ferrari might have people thinking that he is only in it for the money. Were the same doctor to be behind the wheel of a Hyundai like mine, people might think he is incompetent. Once in New Jersey, I was pulled over in my Hyundai by a cop to see if the MD plates were stolen. He could not believe a physician would be driving such a P.O.S. car

If you could have bottled all of the hot air in the UHH attic, you never would have broken a sweat pumping that inflatable boat up

Just joking around on that one. Just making a point how golf has no appeal for me

Reminds me of when many states did away with the "double nickel " speed limit

What constitutes old age is situational. In the world of competitive swimming, being 25 years old is being past one's expiration date. From my own experience, I remember a date I had shortly after turning 30. A friend of a friend, set me up on a blind date with a gal not quite 19. I went to a club with her, her friends, and their respective boyfriends. When they thought I was out of earshot. A friend of her asked if she met me while hanging out at a nursing home

More power to him. To each his/her own. As for me, I would rather be lying under the grass, pushing up daisies, than standing on top of it hitting little balls with a big stick

I see two of you. Should I hit the one in the middle? (Rocky 4)

Wish I could say the same for my bank account. Look at what I am driving after nearly 4 decades as a physician

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That's not saying much. A trained chimpanzee would be a better choice than Marjorie; even with its brain nailed with a Jewish space laser