Frank T wrote:
Please get back to reality. Posts like this one comparing the Taliban to the Democrats are just stupid nonsensical rantings of an uneducated, uninformed, miscreant.
You and Bidet have reached the bottom of stupidity.
RixPix wrote:
Well, it’s all over except for the ones left behind.
If any of the Presidents in the past 20 years had the stones to do what Biden has done by quitting war, today they would be heroes.
Nah, the left would have b***hed about it.
Thanks, Joseph to show your useless colors,
dirtpusher wrote:
Not even one sense able idea between all repukes
Yu is in Merica speak Inglese.
dirtpusher wrote:
He must be smarter than you an other repukes yuh don't even have an idea what to do
Ok, wh**ever you say Milou.
Kraken wrote:
Well, there was one of those $173,183.37 Philips screwdrivers that was accidentally left behind.
It was a square head for your Bloke's head.
DaveO wrote:
Yeah, far be it for you guys to make anything political.
If you deny that the trend starts with the GOGOS you are a hypocrite.
soba1 wrote:
So migrants don't have to obey the law I guess
Exactly that, if you believe the left, who, also doesn't give an sh$$$ about it.
I believe this was an ATTIC joke, if I am in the wrong place I apologize.
*IT KNOWS DISTANCE: At 1.5 meters from someone it drops to the ground but any closer and it will k**l you.
*IT CAN COUNT: As long as there are no more than 5 in a room you are safe, any more than that though and it will k**l you.
*IT KNOWS WHAT BUILDINGS IT IS IN: If you’re in a Stadium or Bunnings you’re ok, but if you are at a Restaurant or in Aged Care it will k**l you.
*IT KNOWS IF YOU ARE EATING: If you are eating you can take your mask off in a restaurant, but if you are not eating you had better put your mask on because it will k**l you.
*IT KNOWS WHETHER YOU ARE STANDING OR SITTING IN A PUB/CLUB: If you are sitting and drinking you will be ok, but if you stand up and drink it will k**l you.
*IT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TALKING AND SINGING: If you talk you will be ok, but if you sing it will k**l you.
*IT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN INSTRUMENTS: If you play drums you will be safe, but if you play the flute it will k**l you.
* IT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHURCH AND PROTESTS: If you protest you will be ok, but if you go to Church it will k**l you.
*IT KNOWS IF YOU ARE AN ESSENTIAL WORKER OR NOT: If you’re an Essential Worker you can go to work and be safe even though you deal with multiple different people every day, but if you are not an Essential Worker, say an Office Worker, and you work inside with the same people every day, you had better work from home or it will k**l you.
"ALTHOUGH I STILL CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW IT TELLS PEOPLE TO HOARD TOILET PAPER..!!!"
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.
He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.
He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money on the plate.
A very quiet, elderly, and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.
The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly, she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building, and said, "I'll take him and him and him."