Bunko.T wrote:
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner.
His wife screams at him, "My hair & makeup are not done,
theres nothing in the fridge, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas, this place looks like a shit house
& I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!!!
What the hell did you bring him here for?"
Cause he's thinking of getting married."
Husband:She asked what was on television.