And, your point is.........? These kinds of legal "arrangements" with American citizens are similar to "stings," where citizens are hired to set up, then catch offenders.

This from the mind of a fella who hasn't figured out a way to get out of his wheelchair?

http://business.financialpost.com/opinion/polar-bears-keep-thriving-even-as-global-warming-alarmists-keep-pretending-they're-dying

Besides having all the photographic textbook attributes, this picture exudes beauty and tranquility. Your photographic effort has yielded incomparable rewards.

For as long as I can remember, my WWII German War Bride and I have had the smoothhair type of Dachshund breed dogs. Years ago, out of pure luck, after our current smoothhair had passed away, I "rescued" a couple of the longhair type of Dachshunds. I spent hours taking pictures of them, and this one, to my mind, stands out as one of the best.

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BERLIN - Germany's (female) e******y czar wants to remove words like "fatherland" and "brotherly" from the country's national anthem, following Canada and Austria in adopting g****r neutral phrases.

Kristin Rose-Moehring, e******y commissioner since 2001, made the proposal to strike male-specific references from the anthem in a letter to staff at Germany's family ministry ahead of International Women's Day, German media reported on Sunday.

Germany should replace "Vaterland", or fatherland, with "Heimatland," or homeland, and substitute "courageously with heart and hand" for "brotherly with heart and hand", she wrote.

The proposal surfaced hours before Germany's center-left Social Democrats (SPD) announced that 66 percent of its members backed a re-run of the coalition with Chancellor Angela Merkel's conservatives that has ruled Germany since 2013.

The SPD is slated to retain the family ministry in the new government, while Horst Seehofer, leader of the CSU Bavarian conservatives, will head an expanded interior ministry that will also focus on "Heimat" or homeland.

Rose-Moehring said her proposal suits the times.

"Why don't we make our national anthem ... g****r sensitive," Rose-Moehring wrote. "It wouldn't hurt, would it? And it fits with the new federal ministry for interior, construction and homeland."

Parts of the "Song of Germany" have been the German anthem since 1922, although since the creation of the modern federal republic, only the third stanza has been used. It begins with the words "unity and justice and freedom".

The first stanza, with its words "Germany, Germany above all else" - which stemmed from efforts to unify Germany in the 19th century - and the second, with its refrain of "Germany women, German loyalty, German wine and German song" were officially dropped from the anthem in 1991 following reunification.

The e******y commissioner, who successfully sued her own ministry in 2012 after three top ministry posts were given to male candidates without consulting her, triggered scornful reactions on Twitter, especially from the far right.

"Completely over the top, and not even an April Fool's joke," tweeted a branch of the far-right Alternative for Germany (AfD) party in the southern state of Baden-Wuerttemberg.

Another said: "If that happens, I want to change (the phrase) 'mother tongue' too."

Firstly, this so-called ranking of best states is only a product of U.S. News: "Best States is an interactive platform developed by U.S. News." There is little to no explanation of how the conclusions were reached, etc. Or, the expertise of those who reached the conclusions.

Secondly, regarding your asinine remark about people who live in California, I and millions of other Calfornians are so gloriously happy that you, and nitwits like you, do not live anywhere near us.

A CA army veteran of WWII, The Occupation of Germany, and the Korean War.

Also, American citizens are now extremely vulnerable to the thugs and criminal i*****l a***ns after the braindead Oakland, CA, female liberal mayor illegally warned the thugs and criminal i******s, and businesses that employ them, that ICE cops were coming for them in Oakland. ICE never came, but her warning to the i******s brands her a criminal under Federal Law.

http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/27/report-polar-bears-thriving-despite-global-warming/

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Clean and short jokes that will crack you up.





1. Somebody stole my mood ring and I’m not quite sure how I feel about that.

2. I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kind of liked it.

3. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

4. How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler…

5. Nurse: “Doctor, there’s an invisible man in the waiting room.”
Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him.”

6. The stationary store moved.

7. Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? I hear it’s making headlines.

8. Comic Sans walks into a bar.
Bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here.”

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9. Did you hear about the psychic midget that robbed a bank?
Now there’s a small medium at large.

10. Why are New Yorkers so depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is just New Jersey.

11. It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.

12. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.

13. There are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “do you know how to drive this thing?”

14. Someone threw cheese at me. Real mature!

15. “What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?”
“Ell if I know.”

16. The French have just one egg for breakfast, because that’s un oeuf.

17. Two atoms are walking down the street, one says to the other:
“I think I just lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m positive.”
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18. How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?
LET’S GO RIDE BIKES!!!

19. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

20. “Knock knock”
“Come in”

21. There were two peanuts walking down an alley, one was assaulted!

22. Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice...

23. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!

24. The past, present, and future walk into a bar...it was tense!

25. I never make mistakes...I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

26. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!

27. What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? Eclipse it.

28. What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium...

A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, "These are the Gates to
Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter."

The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do.

"Spell a word," St. Peter replied.

"What word?" she asked.

"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice."

The woman promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is love. L-O-V-E."

St. Peter welcomed her in, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes
while he took a break. So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair when a man approaches the gates,
and she realizes it is her husband.

"What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?"

Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so upset when I left your funeral, I got in an
accident. Did I really make it to Heaven?"

"Not yet," she replied, "You must spell a word first."

"What word?" he asked.

The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia."

Young, unsophisticated, smitten by youthful admiration for a President of the US...yes, she truly was victimized by a cruel, brain-in-his-crotch, adulterous womanizer.

https://www.mercurynews.com/2017/09/14/cartoons-hillary-clintons-new-book/

Scroll down at the above website for the "Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire Hillary Song.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/gus-kenworthy-visits-dog-meat-163427532.html

And, this one is just the tip of the iceberg.