Jakebrake wrote:
I don't know if this has been posted before, but it is indeed funny never the less.
The Mexican Maid
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban, he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban deed."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason eez that I am better at sex dan you in da bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Senora...."The gardener deed."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
I don't know if this has been posted before, but i... (
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I like it. :lol: :lol: