We're paying $1.67 for ethanol blend today and over $2.00 for plain old regular here in Iowa.

I usually don't post just a link to something, but this one was too good not to share with UHH. If you've seen it before, my apologies for posting it again, it's a new one to me.

http://www.boredpanda.com/nature-photographers-behind-the-scenes/

Thanks for the Morning Chuckle. Not what I expected, but well worth watching.

Greetings from Fly-Over Country :lol:

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Flight Control at Atlanta:

Atlanta Tower : "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."

Saudi Air : "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta Tower : " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."

Iran Air : "Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. Allah is Great.

"Pause....

Saudi Air : "ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER !"

Atlanta Tower : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."

Saudi Air : "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE
DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

Atlanta Tower : "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "Hey" for us."

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Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground
Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good that does us. We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Both engineers have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently serving as elected representatives of Congress.

Try this Link;

http://www.volvocars.com/uk/about/our-innovations/lifepaint#

It will give an explanation about Life Paint availability.

Right now it is on a trial period till they find out if there would be a viable demand for the product

Eat Rye Bread

TWO OLD AD GUYS, ONE 70 AND ONE 75, WERE SITTING ON A PARK BENCH ONE MORNING.

THE 75-YEAR-OLD HAD JUST FINISHED HIS MORNING JOG AND WASN'T EVEN SHORT OF BREATH.

THE 70-YEAR-OLD WAS AMAZED AT THE GUY'S STAMINA AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE DID TO HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY.

THE 75-YEAR-OLD SAID, "WELL, I EAT RYE BREAD EVERY DAY. IT KEEPS YOUR ENERGY LEVEL HIGH AND YOU'LL HAVE GREAT STAMINA WITH THE LADIES."

SO, ON THE WAY HOME THE 70-YEAR-OLD STOPPED AT THE BAKERY. AS HE WAS LOOKING AROUND, THE SALESLADY ASKED IF HE NEEDED ANY HELP.

HE SAID, "DO YOU HAVE ANY RYE BREAD?"

SHE SAID, "YES, THERE'S A WHOLE SHELF OF IT. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?"

HE SAID, "I WANT FIVE LOAVES."

SHE SAID, "MY GOODNESS, FIVE LOAVES! BY THE TIME YOU GET TO THE 3RD LOAF, IT'LL BE HARD."

HE REPLIED, "I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT THIS SHIT BUT ME."

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J.Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.
He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest headstone" contest.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

Our Police Station provides a special location inside their building to make transactions like this. That's the only place I would ever meet anyone from Craig's List